Around the Tiber strange noises were heard, the ominous sound of a red liverbird. Those on the ground stood still and listened, as under it's wings 5 trophies glistened. Said the bird, a friend of mine twice conquered Rome, and ever since then it's been my second home. The first time he came he arrived by tank, do you think i'd surrender it to some ****ing manc? Looks like the devils have been left in the lurch, and guess what folks I'm still on my perch!
By Fergie's own standards and his desperate attempts to lower the bar of qualification to "Europe's Elite" by suggesting four wins gets you there instead of the usual five, Utd are officially NOT part of Europe's Elite.
Bob Paisley remains ''Europes Immortal'' being the only manager to win it 3 times with the same club...and he did it in 9 remarkable seasons.Fergie hasn't got near it in a quarter of a century.Keeping trying Swear Alcie.You whinging purple faced ****.
Ah there you are You have fought and scraped for 20 years unchallenged just to get to our level of success which you just still fall short of as well as having a much longer drought added to the fact that we have just witnessed the most onesided Champions league final ever means maybe you have nothing to boast about.
Hmmmmmmm. Again refresh my memory when did Liverpool last stand on a pitch and say we are the Champions of England?
Remind me of the last time Liverpool were destroyed and humiliated in a European Cup final.Before you mention 2005....we won. Man United being destroyed and humiliated once was bad enough....but twice,for the self proclaimed best team in the world now thats shocking.
We both know hte answer but bitter memories linger so you must really remember just as you shat yourself when we almost won it 2 years ago You see, we've been putting up with your sheite for so long, it really bothers us not when the dust is settled and ye won the league, it has been happening for some time, and hey, we are still the most successful English team seeing as you talk titles past major not league. but.. when we win it it will cause some mancs to actually become physically ill
It will be similar to 2005 when Wayne Rooney said and I quote ''I nearly choked when Liverpool won the champions league''.Hopefully when and I'm not saying if,Liverpool win the league,the fat granny shagging ****** does choke.The fat bastard deserves nothing else,the look on his face was priceless. Another thing that was priceless was when Javier Mascherano dedicated the win to Liverpool fans,the look on Ratfaces mug was priceless.I would have loved to be a fly on the wall in the sky studio. I'll tell you a story,I was at a function last night that had John Aldridge and Gary Gillespie at it and at the end of the game they started singing ''We won it five times''.Aldo also put a tie around his neck and pretended to choke himself and asked ''Who's this'' and his reply was Alex Ferguson.He also refers to Fernando Torres as ''FT aka ****ing Twat''.
