Friday night at the Coed.

That's why she was behaving erratically when I picked her up

 

Its just after midnight.........has he been locked up for the night? Can I come out now..........

 

well I found one
[video=youtube;p3j2NYZ8FKs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3j2NYZ8FKs[/video]

 

and a little communards!
[video=youtube;ifAtvI48R_0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifAtvI48R_0[/video]

Now can I get a decent pint - some whoregarden?

 

Whats on the menu tonight then Never?

 

Anybody know where i can get a copy of the book The Kellogg Murders an in depth study?.

 

You better ask FFS on that one, he's the murder expert.

 

With it being a bank holiday, all the girls think there entitled to a day off, bloody European working time directive!!! I'm on the case, I don't want to have to show a reply of todays playoff.

 

Yup have a well thumbed copy in my cel er room , step this way !

By the way didn't they make a cereal er serial out of it for tv?

 

Can I get you a drink FFS? I have a nice Chianti brought in especially for you.

 

Yes I'll think I need it, it appears I'm having a friend round for dinner !

 

about a cereal killer apparently

 

Now I know Mabon is coming round, but he is one of us, so don't go overboard just an arm will do.

 

Someone get that team GB football shirt from behind the bar, I've been keeping that especially for Mabon

 

Oh no not Team GB again

 

Ok just pass me the tenderiser.....

 

Dilli, I've managed to get it signed by Scott Sinclair, especially for Mabon.

 

I've managed to get an act for tonight, lucky enough she's prepared to do the gig for cash so it doesn't have to go through the books. All I can say is keep it under your hat and not let Cameron, Demi, Scarlett etc know otherwise they will have my balls for earrings.

So enjoy tonights entertainment.

[video=youtube;AaQ2pL7CyDM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaQ2pL7CyDM[/video]

 

Mabs is the bloke at the bar dressed like this,

http://cdn.caughtoffside.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/RODWELL.jpg

 

After 1 pint I was an absolute mess. I threw up down my shirt, tried to finger this old lady, before ****ting myself and falling asleep in the corner.

The nurses said that isn't a normal reaction to giving blood.