Inspired by Ponders comments Year Born: 1977 Brought Up (Town): Viewpark, North Lanarshire Where you currenty stay: West Glasgow Maritual Status: Married Kids: None Religion: Agnostic Race: White, British Poltical View: Socialitist Tory Education: Higher Level Football team supported: Celtic Sexual Preference: Straight Favourite Alcohol: Lager Job: Project Manager
Here are the moot points of my life (for anyone interested) - I was born in 1978. I was born in Greenwich. I support Charlton Athletic I am a professional writer I have suffered from OCD and Morbid Depression for over thirty years I am diabetic I am married and have three children I am a pagan I regularly give to charity: OCD-UK, Tiggywinkles, NSPCC, RSPB and Marie Curie I am patriotic and fervently anti-immigration I believe that Saxons are the Master Race I also believe Wessex should be reformed as an independent state They are my moots.
I was born in 1883. I was born in Bristol. I support Bristol Rovers I am a commercial manager I have been married three times I am a Protestant Christian I am Right wing conservative bordering on fascism I also believe that Saxons are the Master Race I agree with Ponders that Wessex should be reformed as an independent state I am a **** of the highest order
I am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Albanian refugees, I write award winning operas, I tread water for 3 days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous god like trombone playing, I am an expert in stucco, a prized sperm donater, having fathered 800 children, and am an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello.....I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When Im bored I build large suspension bridges in my garden. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, I repair electrical appliances free of charge, I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie. I dont perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. My flower arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I once read Paradise lost, Moby Dick and david Copperfield in one day, and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room in the evening. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week, in a chair. I invented the mobile phone , the internet and Pokemon during a 5 a side football game. While on holiday in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life, but I forgot to write it down. I have performed open heart surgery, and have played Hamlet. I breed giant clams, and was once Matador of the year in Spain, and have won gold at several cliff-diving competitions in Tonga. But I have not yet been to university. ***please note ***I have recently learned to cook 4 minute noodles in 2.
Here are the moot points of my life (for anyone interested) - I was born in 1976. I was born in Colchester. I support Norwich city FC I am a casino Inspector I have suffered from borderline alcoholism and have a recreational drug habit I am going bald and a bit tubby I am married and have three children I am a Buddhist I regularly give coins to buskers I am patriotic but live and let live I believe that English people deserve to live in England more than those born abroad I also believe The North should be a seperate state I have a sexy Chinese wife who works in Dubai I still like skateboarding They are my moots.
your chinese wife-- she agree with your little englander sentiments ?-- you all sound insecure wid these funny lists ---what the **** does it matter where and whose fanny you dropped out of ??
here are the moot points of my life. I was born the son of bob marleys ghost in 1967 my mind was raped by a dog I am the wind. hey ronny reagan im black n im pagan im gay n im somethin somethin hey ronny reagan
Year Born: 1985 Brought Up (Town): Stoke Newington Where you currenty stay: Hackney Maritual Status: Single Kids: None Religion: Is a ****ed up backwards concept followed by morons Race: White, British Poltical View: Socialist Hippy Education: Higher Level Football team supported: Watford Sexual Preference: Straight/French girls that can speak english with a sexy accent Favourite Alcohol: Lager Job: IT God And patriots are idiots
Year 1971 married kids yes religion dont give a ****! Race white political view dont give a **** about any of them! Education secondary football charlton/barnet/welling sexual preference my wife lol fav alcohol dont drink but tried gin and sherry sat loved it job admin making videos hopefully one day tv presenter like piers morgan!or football coach lol
