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AlToonative Awards

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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    OK, so we had a disappointing season, but there were still memorable moments.

    So, to help lighten the mood, post your nominations for the AlToonative Awards.

    Anything at all to do with NUFC 2012/2013 season.

    I'll kick off with:


    Most impressive ninja attack on the advertising boards = Cisse

    Best impression of a lunatic = Saylor (vs Stoke)

    Most repeated prediction that never actually happened = joint winners are mrtiote with "we will sell all our players and get relegated" and "Jimileysbaldhead with "3-1 to the Toon"

    Over to you...
     
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    Best impression of a lunatic - The fans that travelled to all the away games.

    Most repeated prediction that never actually happened - Me betting on us to win every week.
     
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    Quote of the year.. 'Over the line'
     
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  4. Obi Wan

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    The "Pardew In" Supporters Society Executive Ringleader (PISSER) award goes to Warm Pouch with his Norma Snockers
     
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  6. Obi Wan

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    Award for the most indecipherable post?
     
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    Few sherbets tonight I am afraid mr wan its all gd tho and you get the drill?
    I was talking about Kathmandu but forgot his name

     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

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    Poor Boa.

    I'm overwhelmed Obi. Jim will cut your knackers off with it not being a joint award though.
     
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  9. jimileysbaldhead

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    <laugh>


    Not at all......this award is fully deserved and if it hadn't been for Warm Pouch and his follower that nice Mr Pardew wouldn't have been kept on to lead us to invincibility next season with a plethora of 3-1 wins.

    Anyway I've got no knackers, the missus cut them off weeks ago after I kept on turning over in bed and calling her Alan.
     
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    Jimmy already has a joint award with mrtiote, so I didn't want him getting all bigbaldheaded on us by getting more. <whistle>

    Anyway Jimmy is "Pardew In" Supporters Society Executive Deputy (PISSED). <ok>
     
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    The Official Headless Chicken Award goes to Monsieur Obertan
     
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    The One Game Wonder award goes to - Moussa Sissoko



    Worst game of defending I've ever seen - Liverpool 6-0
     
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  13. THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT

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    most times offside in a single season ever : cisse
    best nufc under table favors : jonas
    season's best moment : sissoko skinning ashley cole
     
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    The best redhead of the season?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. Obi Wan

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    Adam Campbell?
     
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    she has two up front though
     
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