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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Minxy, May 25, 2013.

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  1. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    ...... Why Pards should stay :D



    I'll start you off. .......


    1. To keep Toon fans humble



    2. So Alan can practice his French
     
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    Minxy, May 25, 2013
  2. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    3)To give me, Warm Pouch and a few other pro Pardew visionaries material to wind up the anti Pardew brigade.

    4) To keep my Alan Pardew pyjamas in fashion.

    5) To keep me safe in the knowledge that my Alan Pardew holding the Champions League trophy aloft tattoo wasn't just a childish whim and will remain a legacy to his greatness.
     
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  3. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    6) Almost forgot.......to p*ss Mourinho, Mancini, Benitez and Guardiola off for turning us down when Mike Ashley offered them the chance to take over, despite being offered £20,000 a year, an 8 pint beer voucher in Shearers for every 3 points and a transfer kitty of £1m.
     
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  4. magicbus

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    7. To constantly give us something to moan about
     
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  5. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    8) I rest my case.....<laugh>...<ok>
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, May 25, 2013
  6. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    9/ His revolutionary long ball tactics will see vital progression next season
     
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  7. SSJNUFC

    SSJNUFC Active Member

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    10) To keep the possibility of that crazed Pardew obsessed German girl putting nude pics of herself on the internet for Pards and our pleasure :D
     
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  8. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    11. To keep him away from us if we did the unthinkable and got rid of CH.
     
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  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    12. To see if he/we can finally cross that line. Any line. Just bloody well cross it, so we can all get on with our lives.
     
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  10. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    13. He needs to retain a high profile job in management so as to be as google-able as possible for Primary School teachers preparing a lesson on why kids shouldn't run off with creepy looking strangers. Seriously, type "creepy looking strangers" into google... Not creepy enough. It's our responsibility to keep him in his job and ensure the youth of today know what sort of creepy looking strangers there are out there.

    14. There needs to be a prominent example in the public eye for the plight of those who can't grow beards adequately.

    15. He has a Swedish wife :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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  11. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    16. He has nice teeth.
     
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  12. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    So we can score from a corner while he is manager.
     
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  13. Consett Mag

    Consett Mag Well-Known Member

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    18) So he can go on BBC radio Newcastle again, and spout lies
    19) So he can steer us to realise the club's ambition and make us a top 10 team
    20) So he can make sure we can keep away from that nasty place called Europe
     
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  14. astro

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    21) To perpetuate the myth that contracts mean anything in football.
     
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  15. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    to attempt to win the championship 2014/15
     
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  16. Hugh Briss

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    <laugh>

    I'd almost forgotten about that 'beard' he was growing!
     
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    Hugh Briss, May 25, 2013
  17. NUFCBRONX

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    22) The vain hope that someday we'll repeat the 3-0 performance over Man U.

    23) To keep Ally Mcleish away from us.
     
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  18. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    24. Ashley is a Pardewfile
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 26, 2013
  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    25. Because he is an absolute legend and top class manager
    26. Because he looked like such a dashing gent at the recent Monaco fashion show and lifts us grubby northerners up a class
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, May 26, 2013
  20. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Quality <laugh>
     
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