How can you tell without squeezing them? My Mrs. Says the best way to tell is to get them to lie down (wait for it!!!) and falsies remain pointing toward the ceiling whilst real ones flop over!
I met Tom Cleverley in the players lounge before the Watford game. His bird wasn't with him( I'd have noticed) and he was sound as a pound. That is all.
I've since been told that he heard I was going to be in the players lounge that night and told Georgina to stay away. He knew. He ****ing well knew.
Was you in full kit to impress her? Or smart casual? Either way toms no fool is he, keeping her well under wraps. They know what happened to Wayne bridge....
I borrowed Tickles brown nylon suit he'd recently bought from Greenwoods just in case Georgina turned up like. Looked the bollocks, got a few static shocks during the course of the evening but in a word; Sharp.
You can't be too careful with those suits. I got a special made at Len Becks modelled on tickles' burnt ochre Len said. Wore it for the Cardiff game and after match session. Was on the. Dance floor stomping to Edwin Starr eye to eye contact and the strides caught fire!! Luckily I needed a piss anyway..
Basics Chazz. Eye to eye contact is roughly 30 bpm more than that sort of fabric can take. Gregory Abott's Shake you down is about as quick as you should be taking it in those man made mother ****ers. Not many people know that the much underrated soul singer IS NOT the ex Hull City player. Most people think they are the same and it's a bit like Waddles Diamond Lights. A footballer trying his hand at belting out a tune. It is not and they are not. FACT.
