Nobody's done this, so let's do it. Best poster of the season. For me it's Roo plenty of interesting posts and always in at the heart of debates. Best Young poster of the season. Spurs or Sex The other half of the double act, he's been on here quite a bit so perhaps the or Spurs bit has won out over the Sex? Best Drunk poster of the season. This is close between NSIS & BajanSpur, I'll give it to our Rum head Bajan, has the fact that they both live in the sun anything to do with this? Best foreign poster of the season RWAEB his English is really quite good. Over to you
Drunk?? You scoundrel. You haven't got enough money to get me drunk!.... You probably picked the right bloke. I only usually drink at the weekends, and certainly never before 7pm.
FYI I'm at the gym 4-5 days a week. I'm in pretty good nick for my age. Friday night is usually my first alcohol of the week - unless we go out in the middle of the week, which is rare.
I used to drink quite a bit. Rugby, working in the City, etc. About 7-8 years ago my body sent me a message basically saying "look pal, I'll give you a warning here. Either take your foot off the ****ing pedal or I'm going to give you some grief" - I decided to listen!..
Best young poster of the season! WOOOOOHOOOOOOO! Best poster of the season: Toss up between the three mods for me, Spurf, PNP and YV. Always produce interesting threads, quirky and informative comments and do a great job in keeping us all in check while ensuring the Spurs board is THE best board on the forum. If I had to choose one, I'd go with Spurf, I tend to see/ read a lot more of his posts than the others and usually agree with them 95% of the time. Best young poster of the season: Ermmm... I don't know the ages of anyone! I'll go with Roo though, we seem to have a similar level of banter and enjoy talking about transfers and what not plus I know he too likes a trip to Amsterdam . Queue the "I'm 65 years old SOS" reply from Roo now Best drunk poster of the season: HIAG. His constant winding up of opposition fans is brilliant and also tends to come up with some other wacky threads from time to time. Can just imagine him sitting at his PC with a pitcher of fosters in his hand. Best foreign poster: NSIS or RWAEB. Seeing as I've been Spain and loved it, plus my cousin is a Spaniard, I'll go with NSIS. Plus he does make the occasional interesting post from time to time
Best philosophic poster: HBIC Most improved non-Spurs poster: District Line Special award for winding up opposing fans in hilarious fashion: HIAG Special award for insight: Original Spurcat Worst prediction of our season: GH10
Best poster: Wandering Yid Best non-spurs poster: They're all ****e The Steffen Freund award for biggest (funny) clown: HIAG The David Bentley 'not welcome' award: Pisskie
Oi! I heard that! Actually, I'm rarely ever drunk, and I would never go on the internet if completely sozzled, let alone visit this site. That would be far too dangerous. My expert degree of wumming requires that I walk a very fine line, one that requires me to be in control. A PESKIE or a Gaffe don't need to put much intellectual effort into their wum efforts, so they drink and write at the same time. Not me, though. My "Daddies of Europe" campaign was the work of a master-craftsman, and required the strictest sobriety. The merest sniff of ale could have had me launching into all kinds of forbidden territory, which would not have been pretty. Besides, the love and respect that I enjoy from my many fans (Ozzie, Gaffe, Arsenal(IQ)87, and others - I can't count PESKIE, as he's more a stalker than a fan) demands that I return that respect by not being "drunk on the job," as it were. As for my vote for the best posters on the Spurs board? That would have to be PESKIE and Gaffe. Nobody can deny that they have provided us with endless entertainment (though, not intentionally, of course).
Cheers, Spurf. I'm not sure you know how exalted my command of the language is by American standards. Yet I find myself very hard pressed not to drag down the level of conversation on this board. No doubt one of the reasons I keep coming back. Or should I say: Ahm diply honert tuh reseave you're kanda kinda kahnda acca laid?
I refuse to argue the merits of my case (if there are any, which I doubt), but believe I'm prepared to offer you the bigger bribe.
