I think I've told you before that I was born and bred in Northern Ireland as a British citizen. My favourite colour is blue. My favourite food is steak & peppered sauce. I have two older brothers. My favourite movie is The Usual Suspects. I enjoy deep sea fishing, football, travelling, dancing to music and standup comedy. Would you like my inside leg length?
Superb, I've got a great act involving characters like a squeaky voiced ex squaddie with anger issues, a depressed call operator who can never get hold of his friends and family, a cockney masquerading as an Irishman and a bullied house husband who is forced to go to theatre instead of the footy.
I've never heard of getting tapeworms from an arse dildo. First time for everything I suppose. Plus you've got to wonder what atrocities Medro gave to the dildo. The sexual highway goes both ways.
You are performing right now Paddy. An unconvincing impersonation of someone who believes they have met and answered all the questions posed of them. APTS
Don't worry about it Jiffy. They think you need a template to gape ****wits like Paddy Med Dog. It ain't that difficult. Just ask him a simple question and he'll crumble like a house of cards.... A house of spastic cards.
