Major Scandal

So, I was talking to a very knowledgeable girl tonight who goes to university in Liverpool and worked in the bar in the players lounge and heard a wee bit of scandal I thought you guys would want to hear. She's a united fan by the way () and didn't seem the type to talk ****, she was actually quite reserved if anything

Anyway, naturally, I asked her who was the biggest **** and the nicest guy. She said Reina was the nicest followed by Carragher and the biggest arsehole was by far Gerrard.

A couple of weeks ago a kid with the make a wish foundation for terminally ill children was at Anfield and he/she wanted to meet Gerrard, he said he was too busy and Jamie Carragher called him a miserable bastard in front of her and some of the other staff. What a ******.

Also, at a board meeting a while ago she said Dalglish was going ****ing mental. It was about the contract (before he signed). He wanted 4 years and they told him he was only getting 2, board room must be next the players lounge and she said he yelled "I'm walking out of this ****ing building, and I'll walk out of the club if I don't get atleast three" and then stormed past her, face like thunder. She reckons if she had of had a camera she could have made a fortune.

Anyway now for the major (in my opinion) scandal.

She was able to tell me Kevin Nolan lived in Liverpool when he played for Bolton and kept his house when he moved here. She started telling me the whole place is getting totally renovated, major revamp, team of builders working on it constantly. He was up at it the other day and told the builders working on the house he was moving back in and has apparently already agreed to join Everton.

I was like "no way" at first, and I'm in no way saying this is going to happen or is fact, but now its all starting to make sense to me!

- Pardew saying Ben Arfa will be playing behind the striker next year in an attacking midfield role, the role Nolan plays who we said couldn't be dropped as he is our captain.

- Joey "I'll sign when Nobby does" Barton not signing a new contract. Neither Barton nor club has released a statement why yet unless I missed one.

- Came across this article from back in November.

- The "imminent" Cabaye signing.

Anyway I thought you boys would enjoy this so tell me what you think, plausible or not?

Also - don't ****ing shoot the messenger

 

I reckon he'd cost a fair amount. Also Everton already have better midfielders (Arteta/Cahill). Not sure why they would go for him tbh..

Plus, she works at the Liverpool club player lounge bar thing, fair enough... why would she know anything about Evertons goings on then?

Barton & Nolan both linked to go to Everton this summer, doubt either of them will.

 

I tend not to believe these kind of stories. Don't take it personally.

 

Hmmm.

Depends if your friend is a Billy bullshitter.

 

Don't worry about it, I don't either, just passing on what I heard

 

yeah but arteta and cahill will both leave this season

i reackon you've hit gold there son, your like ****ing house

 

How much do you think he would cost? I wouldn't sell for less than £8 million.

 

Yeah, if he was to go I'd take £8m

 

Don't think so , but wouldn't be too surprised.

 

Although it all adds up, I think it's bullshit.

Why would you tell some nothing builder? The only reason he'd say it is if he was on the wind-up.

 

Not the first time Stevie G has shown his true colours. Common, vulgar, arrogant scouse get!

 

I have never, ever heard of someone who has met him and had a good word to say about him. He truly is a total ****.

 

Everton are skint they have to sell before they buy

 

Swap deal with Tim Cahill joining us would be a dream.

An unrealistic one.

 

yet a nice plesant dream

 

Not sure what you mean by that GRB.

 

oh using your powers for evil AB lol

 

Moi?

 

Neva!

 

k ill let you off this time