Friday night at the Coed.

She's the maths genius off Countdown


http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1420310.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Rachel+Riley+on+Countdown

 

I'd give her a vowel.......But can she pull a pint of Old Scroat?

 

I'd give her one large one allright. You'd have to prise me off with a crowbar

 

I'll interview her in the morning. Tell her to have a look at the video and I will ask her a few questions. She can check my constenants at the same time.

[video=youtube;G8_A62YchQ8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8_A62YchQ8[/video]

 

You're perv number 2 !!!

 

Weve got a visitor lads

[video=youtube;i_shWu0N6rA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_shWu0N6rA[/video]

 

Someone cut PGF off - I think he's had enuff - we could have a euchre tournament but you may have to wait a little while for me to play my cards as I'm 5 hours behind
Dilli - have you thought about seeking help for your drinking? No I don't mean help to drink more! Never can you tell if people are nipping into the pub and not paying or posting? you know those voyeur types?

 

Don't need any help thanks Lumber I'm more than capable of drinking

 

I went to the pub last night but it was unfortunately closed. When I asked Never why the pub was closed he explained that Dilli had drank everything in the pub and wouldn't have any booze in until tomorrow

 

The dray wagon still hasn't arrived, hope it turns up in the next couple of hours as Demi's promised to show me her ettchings at 6.00.

 

Very sad news to report today regarding one of our regulars

PGF lost 2 things today.

His anal virginity and his bicycle seat.

 

And no one told me about it! No wonder Im walking like this http://www.google.com/m?hl=en&gl=us...e&q=john wayne walk#biv=i|1;d|19Jwcnw1UzuJrM:

 

I thought you'd had one to many, coughed in the pub and **** yourself on accident

 

The brewery forgot to send the Goat's Scrot & Mouldy. So were trailing a new one called Rancid, apparently it's and acquired taste.

 

I thought it was Rancid Knob. 6.5% specific gravity and guaranteed to give you a throbbing head the following morning.......what?

 

Thats the one.

 

Still rates better than that Brains crap they serve in Keeeerdiff

 

Knobs all round then chaps?

 

I could do with blowing the froth of a couple of Rancid knobs.

 

Talking of rancid knobs, there's a few of the fcukers on the board tonight