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  1. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Unfortunately i am too young, i do not want a police record at this early stage in my life.

    Please tell me your first impressions of having sex, so i can take your experiencies, into my sexual relationships for the future.

    Thank You
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, May 28, 2011
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    This is just getting embarrassing now.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, May 28, 2011
  3. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    You mean replying to someone you detest?

    Get the fishing line out, you are hooked
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, May 28, 2011
  4. BH1972RFC

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    Ye olde "ah wiz jist fishin so ah wiz"<doh>
     
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  5. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Most memorable was a lass who pissed herself and threw up (at the same time) seconds after I pulled out. Nice.

    <laugh>
     
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    Erik, May 28, 2011
  6. BH1972RFC

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    Nowt wrong with a bit of watersports ;-)
     
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    BH1972RFC, May 28, 2011
  7. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Apparently I'm "10 times the ****", I'm not sure whether to be worried or extremely proud.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, May 28, 2011
  8. thefullback

    thefullback Active Member

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    When I saw the thread title I thought it was about baccy ....... but i am getting on a bit
    please log in to view this image
     
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    thefullback, May 28, 2011
  9. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Your Mum.
     
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  10. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Correct, you are one of the prime ****ers on here - can I just you simply top yourself as an honourable gesture and sacrifice towards a better future for humanity?
     
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  11. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Don't think anyone on here would shed a tear if you were to do likewise.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, May 29, 2011
  12. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    <ok>
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, May 29, 2011
  13. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    No me dad is 45, im turning 16. he left his computer on when he fell asleep.

    So i thought i would ask people of the world to give me tips, do not want to let a lady down on a first date, or afterwards(get my drift)
     
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  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Huth go post on the Stoke board, you're tedious.
     
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    Toby, May 29, 2011
  15. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Says a guy/woman/transvestite/Hermaphrodite supporting watford
     
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  16. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I give up, **** off <ok>
     
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    Toby, May 29, 2011
  17. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Go post on the Watford board then ****face
     
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  18. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Oh so sorry i see you have posted on the watford board, my apologies.

    About ****ing chess, what a serial puffter, trying to attract young boys, to play in your castle, where the Bishop can only go in diagonally.
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, May 29, 2011
  19. thefullback

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    It's the way the Knight moves that makes your eyes water
     
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  20. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Are you a pawn star by any chance?
     
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