Liverpool teams and match thread

Why is that not a yellow?

 

True

 

Because when you play your last game you can do as you like Terrible refereeing.

 

Jeez Bobby!!!! You have to wonder as to exactly why he is out there?

 

Nice one Zamora, clear chance 3 yards out and he cant even make contact, what a donkey.

 

Because both Hughes and Redknapp thought it was great for us to go with 1 injury prone target man all season.

 

Harry has a man crush on the guy. I despair.

 

Told you earlier...he doesn't do anything up front.

 

i can score that and i am 20 stone

 

It was on his "strong" foot too.

 

As a full back you need to know how to defend, Traore is clueless when it comes to defending. He will get murdered in the Championship.

We absolutely have to get back to the solidity we had when we got promoted with Hill and Orr as fullbacks. Pretty hopeless going forward but i works in the Championship.

 

We are 1-0 down I see, more of the same and quite honestly, I don't really care - I just missed the last 30 mins of this game when my 12 year old daughter interrupted me to ask if we had bacon as she wanted to make pancakes, eggs & bacon for the family brunch - I found a pack of bacon in the freezer, defrosted it in the microwave and cooked it for her, showing her my trick of draining the bacon fat off, "rendering" I explained to her - so my contribution to brunch made, now back to the game, my crap video stream is frozen, but at least I have a nice brunch to look forward to. In other circumstances, I might have ordered my daughter out of my office and told her to not bother daddy while he is watching his football team play - I guess family should always come ahead of football.

 

Please give us some more tips on preparing bacon. Maybe Hoilett could drain the fat off his bacon from now on. Somehow I doubt he will the useless fat ****.

 

I think the thing that worries me most about Harry is that he really rates Zamora!!

 

Hopefully he'll have that operation that will sideline him for 10 months...

 

Granero on for Mbia. A lot of farewells out on Anfield today.

 

Walcott just had an identical chance inside 30 seconds of the start of the second half at Newcastle to the one he scored with against us, Harper saved well this time. Green is a muppet...

 

If only Granero had pace, looked like he was running in treacle there.

 

But in his favour, he is Canadian back bacon, the best, although sadly not a chip off the old block.

 

Park is playing well