Newcastle United v Arsenal- Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

Tiote owes us.

 

So does mrtiote

 

Pardew owes us more than all the others put together owe us.

 

But I always thought the whole is greater than the sum of the Pards?

 

Pards is the hole.

The arse hole.

 

Lawro has gone for Toon 1-2 Arsenal. Must be something wrong here as that's also what I went for in our works prediction league. I can't be agreeing with Lawro. I just can't!

 

Can't you sneak back into work and change it?
You have your reputation to think of.......

 

TRAITOR!

I've gone for us to win 2-1.

 

Whether you think I'm a "Traitor" or not, if your predictions had all come true this season than Man United wouldn't have had a look in, as we'd have set a new Premier League points record.

 

Nothing wrong with being hopefull.

 

This week, Lawro is up against 'Hacker the dog' from Children's TV. Now while this puppet is supposedly a Wigan fan (boooooo) he has us down for a 5-0 win against Arsenal. Oh what I would give to see that actually happen.

 

5-0 would be great but somehow I just can't see it, 2-1 will do for me. A comfortable 2-1 though, not a nervous nailbiting one.

 

This is NUFC. When would we EVER have a 'comfortable' 2-1 win? You'd lose about 8 pounds in weight watching them just in the final ten minutes.

 

I'll lose more than £8 cash if we don't win 2-1.

That's what I've got the vibes for.

 

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's match day!



HOWAY THE LADS!


Big send off for Harps (and possibly Simmo & Shola too).
A chance to finish top 10 (or at least above the mackems).
A chance to earn a £1m bonus for all the non playing staff, from groundsmen to tea lady.
All to play for.

 

HOWAY THE LADS!


Big send off for Harps (and possibly Simmo & Shola too).
A chance to finish top 10 (or at least above the mackems).
all to play for. (Doris the Tea lady excluded!)

 

Big send off for Harps, Simmo, Colo, Shola and I reckon Jonas. All deserve our thanks (yes even Shola for the mackem slaying). Can't buy into this notion that a big defeat would be good to make a point to the board, wanting your team to lose brings into question whether you're actually a mackem for me Hopefully we can find a big performance, I just think they're a bit too good for us

 

2-1 to us Cisse and Colo to leave us with a blistering header from a corner

 

As the club 3-1 win predictor, I also qualify for a bonus. Mike understands that whilst my predictions have not always come to fruition he acknowledges that failure to add to the squad last summer, injuries, mistakes across the board and negativity by the supporters towards the manager have all contributed to me being let down.

He feels that I should be recompensed for my losses at the bookies and regardless of the score today, providing we win 3-1 he will give me £500,000. Whilst it doesn't quite cover my losses, it's a fine gesture.


If the bastards win 4-1 I'll be furious.

 

Ref shola who would buy him ???
Is the Suarez swap back on