Welcome to all guests and new members. Introduce yourselves here.

Which way would you like it?

 

The back door?

 

Evening all, Names Porkpie. ive had the odd post here and there but im now gonna make more of an effort to post more and get to kno the toon family.

 

Evening Porkpie! Glad to see you'll be posting more!

 

Cheers Obi.

Looking forward to gettin stuck in with the banter.

 

Used to know somebody called Porkpie when I was a kid. You didn't go to school in Gateshead did you?

 

Watch out for that Obi, he may have evil thoughts and be considering getting stuck in, in a devious way.

 

Thought you said you didn't go to school?

 

I did before lessons started, to get a game of football.

 

nah AB lived in Forest Hall / Palmersville most of my dull life. never really ventured over 'the water' to be honest. more at home at jesmond or newcastle. Although have had a session in gateshead once ended up in a very small pub under the railway lines just off the tyne got done out of a tenna off a crafty local who knew a pub trick or two! had a good laugh and a cracking 7/8 pints with the crafty fella! wasnt u was it? id go back for the hustling and the banter to be honest!

 

Sounds more like Obi.

 

I'm pretty sure you're the same person...

 

Half Moon was it?

 

I LOVE how these are the top 2 comments on the 'new members' thread!!!

 

Ahh, Darth, we meet again.

 

Hello, old man (covering all bases, if you're actually AB...)

 

Careful Obi, you're sounding a bit Sheepish and you know what the Welsh are like with sheep.

 

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Here's a quick run down of some of the regulars off the top of the list...

ACS - The overbearing mum who's rampaging love-affair with the postman is something you'll later refer to in therapy as "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!", before sobbing uncontrollably.
Obi Wan - The weird uncle who stares at you as you sleep
Agent Bruce - The wiley but fun-loving pet mountain goat
Tash - The strapping, but oddly reluctant to your sexual advances, little brother.
LTF - The sister from another mister. She cray cray for PHD Dre.
GLitF - Sir Henry Winklemire XIV. Master of the lordly estates, and potential father of the lovechild and servant boy named something welsh that I can never remember... We call him DG.
Gandalf - The slightly xenophobic grandad who spends most of his weekends in his home-built dungeon which you almost never hear screaming from.
Poshminx - The dad who is so obsessed with 24:1 model cars he doesn't care the postman is practically a surrogate father figure to the family.
Somebody'sPinchedMySomb - The postman... AKA Kevin Costner.
Jimiley - Sweet and good natured 10 year old who knows almost no bad language.
Nedders - The witch of the family
Pulpe - The family member everyone thinks is dead, but he's just fallen out of a canoe...

Hope this helps

 

sorry to be a tool! but how do you hoy a signature on here? (open door for abuse and call me a ******!) Obviously still trying to get used to the site!