Cultureless picts and assorted heathen. Why the fock isn't a thread about this musical phenomena not the most discussed topic on this night of nights??? Ya contcha!
Are they doing the votes yet? I don't want to turn on my tv to listen to the actual music, I just want to cheer my clan on to win. MON THE MALTESE
It goes on till 11:15 so I reckon 10 or 10:30 for the voting. Will put it on mute until the voting starts.
I can see you now. Curtains drawn, volume on full and you prancing around in a spandex cat suit playing air guitar. Ya contcha!
Has Ireland or Malta been on yet? I've turned on the tv and the noise is upsetting my awesome silent loneliness.
Greece are doing a Father Ted job to ensure they don't win and bankrupt the country trying to host it next year
That Ukrainian bird would get the back doors smashed clean off her. Best looking woman of the night so far
It took three writers to create Bonnie's dirge of a song, and, believe it or not, they have worked with such luminaries as Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, Joan Jett and Squeeze. Denmark will win, followed by Russia and Hungary. I actually wrote Luxembourg's song, 'Superman Stole My Crumpets', in 1999, but the band performing it lost out in the semi-finals.