Seeing as the board is dead anyway I'm going off-topic and wishing myself Happy Birthday (seeing as it's a biggie, 21 and all that). What have you all got me?
Happy Birthday m8 Never mind Hash, Bow will be glassy eyed with nostalgia thinking of the days just before the wheel was invented.
Cheers! I think a few of the geezers on here will be! I've been given a bit of an education on here from a fair few old timers on everything from the best players we've ever had to Thatcher and politics in general. All in good spirit though Cheers mate It might surprise you to know that I'm not a mad crumpet fanatic. Just an old nickname from school!
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Cheers Raheem, bow, luv and MITO. Do we think a Carragher hat trick might be too much to ask for as a late birthday present? I at least want to see a few manly Hyypia-esque tears as well despite all the bravado he's been giving lately in interviews.
happy birthday mate, sorry bit late. as far as Carra goes, i think it is asking too much for a hatrick lol, but never know if the situation warrants it, i can see him taking a pen.
Cheers mate He's claimed that he doesn't want to take a penalty in case he misses it, but we'll see. I'd love it if we were thumping them 4-0 and we get a penalty in the last minute.
Happy birthday for yesterday. Sorry I missed it-why wasn't I invited to the party? I wonder how many Jamie would have to score to put his ratio of goals to own goals into the black?
