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Going on X factor

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  1. david2475

    david2475 New Member

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    Hi everybody!!!
    I entered x factor this year
    I made it through the first two stages, there going to phone me in a couple of weeks to tell me if I get to sing in front of the four judges.
    Check out my singing here
    https://www.youtube.com/user/davidstarbuck1
    Has anyone here ever sang on the x factor or other talent show?
    If so what advice would you have for me
    Thanks
     
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  2. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    Break a leg <ok>
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I was on it a few years back. You just have to steady your nerves and remain focussed. Be yourself and you will be fine.

    Chow.
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    What a voice!!
     
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Like Rose petals on your ears.

    <Swoon>
     
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  6. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Let louis walsh **** you.
     
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  7. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    My cat's more in tune/talented when I stand on her tail accidentally.

    Nae offence but you're utter pish.
     
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  8. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    You sir are a spastic, maybe team up with Acworth for a ghost hunt instead.
     
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  9. david2475

    david2475 New Member

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    Thanks
     
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  10. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    I nearly believed this was genuine for a minute... <laugh>

    I'm getting old you know...
     
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  11. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    It's not about singing ability it's about marketability

    So get rid of the facial hair and unibrow
     
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    There's no way you can fail.
     
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  13. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    Tell them you're disabled and you're bound to win
     
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  14. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    A sob story always works. Tell them you need the money to pay for treatment for your incurable bad aids, couldn't possibly fail to rouse a tear
     
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  15. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    About eight years ago, I met Gary Barlow at a paint-by-numbers gallery in Maidstone. He was showcasing some of his work which, to be honest, was quite poor.

    I was standing there looking at his 'electric dolphins' when he popped over and said: 'What do you reckon, eh? £1500 and its yours.'

    I said: 'Gary, I'll give you tuppence for the lot.'

    '**** off or I'll kick your cock into next week,' was his reply.

    Charming.
     
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  16. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> who haven't you met ponders
     
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  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Ponders is a cracking read Jackie <laugh>

    Much more in common with us Irish taigs than he would have his English heart believe btw.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Tell Simon Shallow, HULLO DOLL.

    We'll work it out from there.
     
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  19. simmy javile

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    Are you related to this excellent entertainer?

    [NSFW][video=youtube;UOu4MfVb6JM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOu4MfVb6JM[/video][/NSFW]
     
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  20. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    1st do a sob story you will then get thru
     
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