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  1. password invalid

    password invalid Well-Known Member

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    The wife used to Head-Butt me every time she had an orgasm.
    I didn't mind till I found out she was Faking them!
     
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  2. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    You seem like one of them lads that by their existence in a room would warrant a headbutt. Nowt personal or anything but I reckon you get stung a lot by bees and wasps and the like?
     
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    password invalid Well-Known Member

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    very nice of you to say so joe, just trying to lift the mood a little
     
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  4. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    the only ****ers that sting me are the tax office
     
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    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    Stu you make me smile
     
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    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    Chin up mate love to all you enjoy you music love vince
     
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    password invalid Well-Known Member

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    i told them i did not want to join, but they were very persistant
     
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  8. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    I apologise, you fire away Stu and ignore my flippant ignorance and stupitidy..
     
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    password invalid Well-Known Member

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    I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.
    I shouted “Where you off to Charlie?”
    He said, “I'm off to change a light bulb.”
    Well I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing, then said,
    “That's gonna be a bit awkward init?”
    “Not really.” he said. “I still have the receipt, you insensitive b****ard.
     
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  10. Poyets outburst

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    Tax in Amsterdam never
     
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    the definition of agony

    A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.
     
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  12. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I managed to help my missus stop sucking her thumb, I drew a cock on it.
     
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    Some crackers there lads..<cheers>
     
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    password invalid Well-Known Member

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    The people on Jeremy Kyle should be able to pay for their own DNA tests with the money they get from the tooth fairy.
     
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