The bouncy was invented in 1907 by the Orange Order. It quickly became popular when interviewing candidates for jobs in both Noethern Ireland and the West of Scotland as a method of picking the 'best man for the job'. Initially used to identify fellow Prods, the Kafflicks soon learned to use it to identify their own kin because, lest we forget, 'If ye canny dae the bouncy yer a Tim'. It was adopted by Rangers fans in the 30s as a means to identify folk from mixed marriage who had to strong a Tim identity and also to make sure players were not Timposters. It is now compulsory to perform the bouncy during Rangers' cup and league wins to prove non-Timness to the support of both Rangers and Celtic lest they be decried as an Uncle Tim.
Having researched the roots of this urban folk tale further I have discovered that The Bouncy in fact derives from the actions of protestant shipbuilders who would use this as a "dance" to mimic and mock the jumping and writhing of the catholic shipyard workers on whom they had thrown hot rivets.
Neil Lennon one of the favourites to get the Everton job, one of the top clubs in PL. he beat Spartak in Moscow, took a record number of points in them CLGS and earned scottish football global acclaim by defeating the greatest team ever to play the game. Victor is sought after by the top 3 or 4 clubs in the PL. adn many continental clubs are very interested. Who gets player of the year......higdon......... MWAHAHAHA. And the Bradford reject McCall gets the MOTY MWAHAHAHAHA. REMINISCENT of one non entity Gordon Wallace winning pity during the Lisbon lions great era. MWAHAHAHAHA. This shameful episode is merely to placate the racist sectarian thugs over at the Asbestosdome. No wonder the English mock the SPL and Scottish football. WANYAMA will go on to be a very good CL player and he will be able to recall the days when scottis football voted Michael higdon a better player than him......MWAHAHAHAHA WAFL YES WE WRE INDEED THE PEOPLE IN THIS RACIST SECTARIAN RAT INFESTED NEPOTISTIC COUNTRY.....LONG LIVE THE SPECULATORS.
Does Craig Whyte actually exist? http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/rangers-ex-owner-craig-whyte-cleaner-1889988
As an adolescent did you walk in on your mother getting pumped by a group of men wearing bowler hats and orange sashes?
I can imagine wee Albo sitting in his tin shack somewhere in Cawder Woods with his tinfoil hat on like some sort of Celtic supporting Unabomber constantly looking for half-truths and internet misapprehensions about Rangers.
