We Need To Sack A Mod

I have discovered something very disturbing regarding one of our mods. I can't believe I have to put this in words, the crime is so horrible and we as a board need to do something about this with immediate effect.

It is regarding Itschicotime, some people know him as Ash and some others will from now on know him as " That plastic traitor mod twat".

His crime you may ask ? Well at Old Trafford on sunday he went to see the game against the Swans and he was in the fcuking Man Utd end of the ground. No you're no reading it wrong he's a bloody Man Utd fan and we have photographic proof of him being in the Man utd section of the ground. He's fooled us all along he's not a Jack he's a prawn sandwich eating plastic Manc

We now have to decide what punishment there is for this heinous crime. I welcome all suggestions and we will put it to the vote. I'm already thinking things like castration, having a season ticket at Legoland or tying him up by his feet, hanging him upside down naked and giving all our posters table tennis bats to smack him in the balls with. But that's just me.

So what punishment do we all think is suitable for this ?





Ps, if you're a bit dull or you've had a sense of humour bypass this is a joke and I don't really want to do all those things to Ash ok. I just want to see what some of the more mentally deranged on here dream up . I bet the thread title made all you buggers look at this too

 

I think Ash should be made Chairman of Kairdiff Lumpa Football Club - I can think of no worse punishment.

 

That's a good idea to start us off. Kangaroo court here we come

 

Or perhaps castration first, then Chairman of Kairdiff Lumpa. Depends what you think is worse

 

Both !!! followed by making him sit through all of the Eurovision Song Contest

 

The crime deserves a punishment more horrible than that endured by any man in the history of the World. You may shudder at the very thought of this, and grown men will cry at the very suggestion, but....he should not be allowed to ever relinquish his Mod post!

 

There's only one punishment befitting this crime! Ash is to sit out all home games next season sat next to DaiSwan!.................

 

But Ash wouldnt want to watch Liverpool

 

I think he should be made to pay FFS a visit to tell him that he was responsible for us signing Gower a few seasons back.

 

Keep them coming

I like that Ivor !!

 

I'm never visiting this board again lol.

 

Don't you even think about disappearing your punishment hasn't been decided yet

 

well i think sunday he should be made to walk round the pitch in a man utd top and a big sign over his head saying 'I am not a true Jack@ whilst being ridiculed by 20 thousand people. I am sure Huw would love to help us out.

 

I think Chico should have to sit on the naughty step next to Laudrup on Sunday with a big pointy hat on.

 

He should be made to stand on the half way line this weekend with a Cardiff ****ty shirt on

 

uncalled for Phil, no need, in jest it seems but pls no

 

Sign him up to the junior bloobirds - if its anything like the cygnets, he'll get a regular newsletter and a card on his birthday! Bought a cygnet membership for a Cardiff mate of mine and it is driving him slowly insane!

 

Sorry change that, make him sit on the naughty step in the away end, with a pointy hat. He must be in FULL Swans kit as well.

 

I reckon he should create a thread on Eurovison and give us a post after every song giving his opinion on it. Watching that all the way through would drive me to drink. It's nearly as bad as having to watch Cardiff City play