We should set up a Not606 day out to Ikea. It would be a great chance to put faces to names and may even put some of the hostility on here between certain members to bed (excuse the pun).
I misread the thread title as "Ikea" and assumed this was going to be an amusing tail of Beale vs wardrobe.
I've got an even better idea. Someone should pretend to be a woman and agree to meet up with Bealy. Then when he turns up, 20 of us jump out and rape him till his insides fall out. I've never been to Ikea.
If news got out of this plan we'd invoke the wrath of a lot of angry Feminists. You are only allowed to do cruel things to men.
At my local Ikea in Edmonton, there was a full-scale riot on the opening day. The store had advertised sofas for just £25, so a horde of around ten thousand West Indians started to descend. By the time the local MP arrived, there was absolute mayhem: people were trampled on, stock was stolen, windows smashed, hot-dogs trodden into the faux shag carpeting. There is a video on Youtube which is rather entertaining.
I think Braehead's easier for everyone My vote goes for an innocent cairry oot in Coocaddens Underpass