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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by User Deleted, May 16, 2013.

  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    We should set up a Not606 day out to Ikea.

    It would be a great chance to put faces to names and may even put some of the hostility on here between certain members to bed (excuse the pun).
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Bagsy first go!
     
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  3. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I misread the thread title as "Ikea" and assumed this was going to be an amusing tail of Beale vs wardrobe.

    <sorry>
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I've got an even better idea. Someone should pretend to be a woman and agree to meet up with Bealy. Then when he turns up, 20 of us jump out and rape him till his insides fall out.



    I've never been to Ikea.
     
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  5. Mick

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    If news got out of this plan we'd invoke the wrath of a lot of angry Feminists. You are only allowed to do cruel things to men.
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Beale's roundabout way of seeking approval for his online dating exploits
     
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  9. Toby

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    Hi Eddie
     
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  10. Ponders Revisited

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    At my local Ikea in Edmonton, there was a full-scale riot on the opening day. The store had advertised sofas for just £25, so a horde of around ten thousand West Indians started to descend. By the time the local MP arrived, there was absolute mayhem: people were trampled on, stock was stolen, windows smashed, hot-dogs trodden into the faux shag carpeting.

    There is a video on Youtube which is rather entertaining.
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    "windies tan the windies" was the headline
     
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  12. Mick

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    anyone fancy a curry?
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Dublin or Belfast branch?

    http://joyreactor.com/tag/ikea
     
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  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I think Braehead's easier for everyone <ok>

    My vote goes for an innocent cairry oot in Coocaddens Underpass
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

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    **** you Baldy.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ikea is a great place to play hide n' seek.
     
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  17. Sweats

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    is that what you did with your finger?? an you still havent found it?
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Sumbdy will find it when they build themselves one of they ****ey bedside cabinets :bandit:
     
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  19. Mick O'Toon

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    Grand spot for a cheap lunch but wouldn't recommend the cannelloni,it's a bit chewy.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Keep away from their finger food anaw. :bandit:
     
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