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New songs for Cortese

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  1. Oli P

    Oli P New Member

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    We want you to stay, we want you to stay, Nicola Cortese, we want you to stay (to the tune of we are southampton were premier league)

    Or to the tune of we are millwall no one likes us... He's Cortese, nic Cortese, the press don't like him,
    But we don't care, he's our chairman, he gave us Marcus, so for Cortese, we'll be there
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    Oli P, May 15, 2013
  2. PompeyLapras

    PompeyLapras Well-Known Member

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    You say goodbye in the pouring rain
    And I break down as you walk away.
    Stay, stay.
    'Cause all my life I've felt this way
    But I could never find the words to say
    Stay, stay.
     
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    PompeyLapras, May 15, 2013
  3. tomw24

    tomw24 Well-Known Member
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    Er.......no. That just comes off as desperate.
     
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  4. Dan

    Dan Well-Known Member

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    We are desperate.
     
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  5. Downthe36

    Downthe36 Well-Known Member

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    The man speaks the truth.
     
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  6. Emerald guard of Yoshida castle

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    This thread is desperate!
     
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  7. Piri Weepu

    Piri Weepu Well-Known Member

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    Luuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is my fave chant!!!111
     
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    Piri Weepu, May 15, 2013
  8. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    Don'tcha wish your chairman was Cor-te-se!
    Don'tcha wish your CEO speaks like he!
    Don'tcha!
     
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    - Doing The Lambert Walk, May 15, 2013
  9. Lambertissier

    Lambertissier Well-Known Member

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    Brilliant DTLW!!
     
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    Lambertissier, May 15, 2013
  10. Schad

    Schad Well-Known Member

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    We'd prefer that you stay, but if you don't that's okay, Nicola Cortese we'd prefer if you stay.
     
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    Schad, May 15, 2013

  11. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Cor-tese.....tese....
    Give us your answer do...
    It's driving us crazy,
    The Liebherr's aren't backing you....

    Oh. Maybe not.
     
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    Le Tissier's Laces, May 15, 2013
  12. Downthe36

    Downthe36 Well-Known Member

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    Just no
     
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  13. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    Well when people poses a daft thead, I shall provide a daft answer.

    (Was pretty creative though, no?)
     
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    - Doing The Lambert Walk, May 16, 2013
  14. Downthe36

    Downthe36 Well-Known Member

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    I'll give you the creative bit!
     
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    Downthe36, May 16, 2013
  15. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    My contribution would be;

    "One Nicola Cortese, there's only one Nicola Cortese"

    Not very original, but there is a reasonable chance it will actually be sung on Sunday which is more than I can say for some of the above....:)
     
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    Channonfodder, May 16, 2013
  16. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    I see Stoke are bringing over 3000 so sgould be a great atmosphere!
     
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    lamby, May 16, 2013
  17. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;R1j1RRWcYSg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1j1RRWcYSg&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]
     
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  18. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    If it's sung to the usual tune then that's quite a mouthful for your average slightly oiled/inebriated football fan. Better to just make it "One Cortese, there's only one Cortese". :)
     
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    TheSecondStain, May 16, 2013
  19. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    I feel a variation on the Clash classic is called for:

    "Come on you've got to let us know,
    Will you stay or will you go?"

    With lots of headbanging and air-guitar playing.
     
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    ChilcoSaint, May 16, 2013
  20. CBK

    CBK Well-Known Member

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    He's got a girls name,
    He's got a girls name,
    Nicola Cortese,
    He's got a girls name.

    He doesn't come from Spain,
    He doesn't come from Spain,
    Nicola Cortese,
    He doesn't come from Spain.

    This song is a pain
    This song is a pain
    Nicola Cortese
    Likes to be tied up and whipped*









    *allegedly
     
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