Newcastle United v Arsenal- Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

Yes, this.

With the match ending in such farcical conditions and vitriol flying down on Pardew. It becomes too much for 2010TOPS to take, and he somersaults his way on to the pitch heading straight for Pardew. He then proceeds to skullfuck Pardew to death, thus ending the quandary of Pardew staying or going.

 

You 2 need a pumping off Titus

 

And you. Although if it did happen, I think your end of game scenario is entirely possible.

 

This man is needed now more than ever:

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Aye I could do with a drink please waiter. Its been a tough watch this year.

 

Looks like he's about to burst into a rendition of COME PRIMA.

Or maybe, 'Come and get me Newcastle United'.

 

I see we have the World Class Ego reffing us on Sunday
Howard bloody Web

Last seen against the Makems
then demoted to League 1
then got the First leg of one of the Champions league Semi Final games
all withing 2 weeks

 

That's as good as a goal start to the Gunners.

 

Would love to get some of that 5/6 about the arse in the o.p.

They're more like an 8/13 shot :-(

 

Trust you to give them the clap!

 

A big round of applause.

 

Can't believe how long it's taking to get on the forum these days, just taken me ages.

Is Mick still working on it?

 

I'd have him here in a heartbeat.

 

don't forget MrT willl be standing with an A board saying 'the end of the world is nighe' outside the Gallowgate too.

 

Even though I'm teetotal

anyone meeting up for a drink after the game ??
everywhere will be busy I guess


I may like to put a face behing the abuse

 

You can say that again, before and after the game.

 

Rafa can **** off. I think we'll do well on Sunday. come on Toon!

 

Comfortable defeat here, I think. Depending on the nature of it will dictate the amount of vitriol poured down from the terraces. See Ashley was flying in to the training centre yesterday, I think. Quickly played down by Pardew as "a nice lunch", though. Apparently Rafa Benitez was only there to help recommend the wine....

About the next manager, why on earth is Lee Clark odds on favourite?! And not sure about the Poyet calls - I can't understand what he says half the time. Benitez is a realistic 2nd favourite and would be fantastic here. Balances good play with functional results. He likes to rotate, sure, but at least he understands why and how that works rather than Pardew's angle, which basically involved him looking it up on Google then writing it on a postit.

 

I thought he was trying to explain Warm Pouch's new avatar.

 

NUFC.COM
Squad: Tim Krul will be absent due to injury, while Rob Elliot is suspended following his dismissal at Loftus Road.

Cheick Tiote and Steven Taylor are available for selection but there are doubts over Davide Santon Massadio Haidara and Moussa Sissoko and Shola Ameobi isn't expected to be involved.

Long-term absentees Ryan Taylor and Haris Vuckic remain out but Shane Ferguson and Sammy Ameobi are available following the expiration of their loans.

AFC: Olivier Giroud is available following suspension but Mikel Arteta is doubtful after sustaining a calf injury during the 4-1 home win over Wigan on Tuesday.

The Gunners arrive on Tyneside with the best defensive record on the road in the Premier League this season, having conceded only 14 goals in their 18 away fixtures. That includes eight clean sheets - we've managed two.

Arsenal will be looking to record their tenth away win of the season in the Premier League and their fifth in succession, after maximum returns from visits to Swansea, West Bromwich Albion, Fulham and QPR.