Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Where has Zingy gone? I've lost my drive to post long OP's to piss him off!

 

For the first time in ages Everton have enjoyed an uncharacteristically good start to the season. Martinez is certainly well positioned to rectify that.

 

Goodnight all.

 

Think he ****ed off during the site an shambles.

Night sweetheart

 

I'll ring my mate at lunchtime. At a funeral yesterday.

 

Have you all seen that Rio has retired from international football to focus on his club. Fair play to him, all those international games he's not been picked for or went out to commentate on after refusing to play must take it out of you.

Anyway, in retiring from being a Buddist. It will have the same impact on the buddist faith as Rio has had on England.

Bless you my children.

 

Surely as the living embodiment of One True Godliness you hold dominion over all creatures and all faiths?

 

You're getting him mixed up with his old feller.

 

They're all the same- those two and the bloke with the sheet.

 

One and the same, along with the ghoul

 

Beat me to it saint, you twat

 

Morning ****ers

 

You pair of blasphemers.

 

Knob off. We don't tolerate swearing in this ****ing establishment

 

Mornin' Eric.
Have you come to join in with our in-depth theological analysis?

 

Obviously not

 

What's the special on today's menu...?

 

Ask the fit barmaid..............................................

 

Erm....

 

the pub classics:

bolognese topped with mash served with a carling reduction.

pasta in a basket topped with 48oz steak.