Friday night at the Coed.

You had to lower the tone didn't you.

 

It's my job

 

I'm going to check downstairs now to see if all's Ok.

 

Keep your hands off Or at least buy me a pint first

 

Now that is a top class response brilliant.

 

...Why are you pouring me a pint?....Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

I like my bangers and mash Dilligaf and a good pint welsh bitter stronger than bingtan or Singha,so that was you pgf holding the bar up ye.

 

I'll have a word with Swim the chef to get bangers and mash on the menu mate no problem

 

Can I have a swift half, still working my nobodies around at the moment.

Don't forget Demi's starting tonight and promised to do her Disclosure routine.

 

Neveroff, I've decided due to your excellence in pervyness you will be in charge of hiring any barmaids and pole dancers

 

I just got done watching the Indian version of 2 girls 1cup...

I couldn't tell the differance between the two girls and the cup.

Not having that in the bar again

 

Neveroff try hiring some welsh dancers

 

Who's mashing who's banger? What's been going on....

 

No she isn't

 

We're going to have Arsenal V Wigwam on the big screens tonight everyone, the porn will be on the small TV's and the pole dancing starts at 10pm.
Demi might not make it so we've booked Olivia Godfrey from Sky as a standby

 

Priorities chaps. Porn on the big screen - Arsenal v Wigan on the small screen. And if Olivia Godfrey is pole dancing you will need four strong men to keep me off the stage

 

We've got one FFS for that task

 

Now thats more like it. I've been talking to Sky, they will be down with cameras on Sunday night and ALL then girls are attending (I was going to put coming, but I know what you lot would say)

Don't forget Demi's LIVE on stage tonight at during the half time interval of Arsenal v Wigan game.

 

Demi's warming up she's on in 5 mins, take your seats gents.

 

Gentleman I bring you the highlight of tonights entertainment.

May I remind you all not to charge the stage, our no touching rule if firmly in place tonight. Anybody breaching this will be ejected (Yes I know what the pervs will say)

Will you welcome to the stage Demi Moore!!!!

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