Q:Who would you like us to sign, not in reality but just in some sort of dream world? A:"Messi and Rooney would do a job for us" ****ing cocks.
I think we should buy <insert any random obscure player from championship manager here, preferably scandinavian if possible>, they would be a brilliant signing.
There are people on the old 606 that you don't really want on here. That place was full of tossers, and the remainder were mostly kids talking about transfer when the last window had only just shut. Quality, not quantity!
Have a look at the Newcastle board, it's full of childish ****e like that... They don't understand how complicated it is to fit players into a team, let alone buying half a squad every season...
Oi Mick, what's happened to my rep? It took months building it up to 4 then it went straight back down to 0. Just cause I slept with Tina doesn't mean I should be stripped of all accolades!
I had 7 earlier today, now it's down to 2. Which one of you ****ing useless scum buckets did that and why?
There was one on the Man Utd board who used to do that regularly. He had a ridiculously long and convoluted username, something like "Green and gold till the club is sold YANKS OUT OF OUR CLUB LuHg Stretford End". Every thread was along the lines of With his predicted values/fees of each player and the net cost Unfortunately he wasn't the only one.
There was always someone on the Celtic board who would post a link to some obscure Venezualan or Icelandic or Chinese player that no one had heard of and would be available on a Bosman and would make a good signing because they had scored something like 70 goals in 80 games for their respective club.
That has to be the best one, they've sat there with a calculator pretending to be Fergie, whilst scrolling through Champ Manager menus and watching youtube videos
Teenagers who base their footballing knowledge on Youtube and Football Manager. And yet they couldn't find Old Trafford if you gave them a sat nav.