The Steven Gerrard Appreciation Society

oh well just another boring non-event of a day ......... if only something newsworthy would happen!

 

Queens speech?

 

I hear there's a football match on this evening, but no one seems to care about it. Oh well, can't be very important then

 

I just heard SAF has signed for another 3 seasons

 

Fergie retiring was on the news before the queen

 

Too right aswell, whatever the Queen says is bleeding irrelevant anyway but by comparison to actual seismic news.....

 

The Queen was just showing how racist she is anyway, laying into the poor immigrants right, left and centre. She's obviously been learning from Philip...

 

So it turns out your reporter mate has as much of an insight into the goings on at Old Trafford as my children's pet hamster does!

 

Swarbs the site is ****ed this is what I get if click GC or my control panel. Though the abbreviated version.

## $show['threads'] = false; $numthreads = 0; // query thread ids if (!$vbulletin->options['threadmarking']) { if ($vbulletin->userinfo['userid'] AND in_coventry($vbulletin->userinfo['userid'], true)) { $lastpost_info = ", IF(tachythreadpost.userid IS NULL, thread.lastpost, tachythreadpost.lastpost) AS lastposts"; $tachyjoin = "LEFT JOIN " . TABLE_PREFIX . "tachythreadpost AS tachythreadpost ON " . "(tachythreadpost.threadid = subscribethread.threadid AND tachythreadpost.userid = " . $vbulletin->userinfo['userid'] . ')'; $lastpost_having = "HAVING lastposts > " . $vbulletin->userinfo['lastvisit']; } else { $lastpost_info = ''; $tachyjoin = ''; $lastpost_having = "AND lastpost > " . $vbulletin->userinfo['lastvisit']; } $getthreads = $db->query_read_slave(" SELECT thread.threadid, thread.forumid, thread.postuserid, subscribethread.subscribethreadid $lastpost_info FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "subscribethread AS subscribethread INNER JOIN " . TABLE_PREFIX . "thread AS thread USING (threadid) $tachyjoin WHERE subscribethread.threadid = thread.threadid AND subscribethread.userid = " . $vbulletin->userinfo['userid'] . " AND thread.visible = 1 AND subscribethread.canview = 1 $lastpost_having "); } else { $readtimeout = TIMENOW - ($vbulletin->options['markinglimit'] * 86400); if ($vbulletin->userinfo['userid'] AND in_coventry($vbulletin->userinfo['userid'], true)) { $lastpost_info = ", IF(tachythreadpost.userid IS NULL, thread.lastpost, tachythreadpost.lastpost) AS lastposts"; $tachyjoin = "LEFT JOIN " . TABLE_PREFIX . "tachythreadpost AS tachythreadpost ON " . "(tachythreadpost.threadid = subscribethread.threadid AND tachythreadpost.userid = " . $vbulletin->userinfo['userid'] . ')'; } else { $lastpost_info = ', thread.lastpost AS lastposts'; $tachyjoin = ''; } $getthreads = $db->query_read_slave(" SELECT thread.threadid, thread.forumid, thread.postuserid, IF(threadread.readtime IS NULL, $readtimeout, IF(threadread.readtime < $readtimeout, $readtimeout, threadread.readtime)) AS threadread, IF(forumread.readtime IS NULL, $readtimeout, IF(forumread.readtime < $readtimeout, $readtimeout, forumread.readtime)) AS forumread, subscribethread.subscribethreadid $lastpost_info FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "subscribethread AS subscribethread INNER JOIN " . TABLE_PREFIX . "thread AS thread ON (subscribethread.threadid = thread.threadid) LEFT JOIN " . TABLE_PREFIX . "threadread AS threadread ON (threadread.threadid = thread.threadid AND threadread.userid = " . $vbulletin->userinfo['userid'] . ") LEFT JOIN " . TABLE_PREFIX . "forumread AS forumread ON (forumread.forumid = thread

 

Swarbs the site is ****ed this is what I get if click GC or my control panel. Though the abbreviated version.

## $show['threads'] = false; $numthreads = 0; // query thread ids if (!$vbulletin->options['threadmarking']) { if ($vbulletin->userinfo['userid'] AND in_coventry($vbulletin->userinfo['userid'], true)) { $lastpost_info = ", IF(tachythreadpost.userid IS NULL, thread.lastpost, tachythreadpost.lastpost) AS lastposts"; $tachyjoin = "LEFT JOIN " . TABLE_PREFIX . "tachythreadpost AS tachythreadpost ON " . "(tachythreadpost.threadid = subscribethread.threadid AND tachythreadpost.userid = " . $vbulletin->userinfo['userid'] . ')'; $lastpost_having = "HAVING lastposts > " . $vbulletin->userinfo['lastvisit']; } else { $lastpost_info = ''; $tachyjoin = ''; $lastpost_having = "AND lastpost > " . $vbulletin->userinfo['lastvisit']; } $getthreads = $db->query_read_slave(" SELECT thread.threadid, thread.forumid, thread.postuserid, subscribethread.subscribethreadid $lastpost_info FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "subscribethread AS subscribethread INNER JOIN " . TABLE_PREFIX . "thread AS thread USING (threadid) $tachyjoin WHERE subscribethread.threadid = thread.threadid AND subscribethread.userid = " . $vbulletin->userinfo['userid'] . " AND thread.visible = 1 AND subscribethread.canview = 1 $lastpost_having "); } else { $readtimeout = TIMENOW - ($vbulletin->options['markinglimit'] * 86400); if ($vbulletin->userinfo['userid'] AND in_coventry($vbulletin->userinfo['userid'], true)) { $lastpost_info = ", IF(tachythreadpost.userid IS NULL, thread.lastpost, tachythreadpost.lastpost) AS lastposts"; $tachyjoin = "LEFT JOIN " . TABLE_PREFIX . "tachythreadpost AS tachythreadpost ON " . "(tachythreadpost.threadid = subscribethread.threadid AND tachythreadpost.userid = " . $vbulletin->userinfo['userid'] . ')'; } else { $lastpost_info = ', thread.lastpost AS lastposts'; $tachyjoin = ''; } $getthreads = $db->query_read_slave(" SELECT thread.threadid, thread.forumid, thread.postuserid, IF(threadread.readtime IS NULL, $readtimeout, IF(threadread.readtime < $readtimeout, $readtimeout, threadread.readtime)) AS threadread, IF(forumread.readtime IS NULL, $readtimeout, IF(forumread.readtime < $readtimeout, $readtimeout, forumread.readtime)) AS forumread, subscribethread.subscribethreadid $lastpost_info FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "subscribethread AS subscribethread INNER JOIN " . TABLE_PREFIX . "thread AS thread ON (subscribethread.threadid = thread.threadid) LEFT JOIN " . TABLE_PREFIX . "threadread AS threadread ON (threadread.threadid = thread.threadid AND threadread.userid = " . $vbulletin->userinfo['userid'] . ") LEFT JOIN " . TABLE_PREFIX . "forumread AS forumread ON (forumread.forumid = thread

 

Swarbs the site is ****ed this is what I get if click GC or my control panel. Though the abbreviated version.

## $show['threads'] = false; $numthreads = 0; // query thread ids if (!$vbulletin->options['threadmarking']) { if ($vbulletin->userinfo['userid'] AND in_coventry($vbulletin->userinfo['userid'], true)) { $lastpost_info = ", IF(tachythreadpost.userid IS NULL, thread.lastpost, tachythreadpost.lastpost) AS lastposts"; $tachyjoin = "LEFT JOIN " . TABLE_PREFIX . "tachythreadpost AS tachythreadpost ON " . "(tachythreadpost.threadid = subscribethread.threadid AND tachythreadpost.userid = " . $vbulletin->userinfo['userid'] . ')'; $lastpost_having = "HAVING lastposts > " . $vbulletin->userinfo['lastvisit']; } else { $lastpost_info = ''; $tachyjoin = ''; $lastpost_having = "AND .readtime IS

 

You just need to clear your cookies guys

 

I'm on my phone...

 

Can't you eat all my cookies??

 

Would love too but only if they a treble (or greater) chocolate chip

 

Fair enough but those error messages have been highlighted as a issue on the mod board, the other guys were told to clear their cookies and it sorted the problem

 

How do I do that on an iPhone?

 

Don't and never have owned a ****-phone so no idea

 

Pointless comment. .

They are the best phones.. You'd know if you spent more money on your telephonic device.

 

If you get a i-phone you have no choice but to spend more money on your telephone device