Friday night at the Coed.

We're dieing of thirst here! Thats it, I'm going behind the bar. Musty, Never - what you 'aving

 

one schooner of scotch with a dash of coke thank you my man

 

Well I'll have a corona with a slice of lime as well please.

 

On the house my son, opening night rules apply. Mine are on Dills slate...........

 

I like the sound of that, if it's going on Dilli's slate I'll have a Vodka chaser as well.

 

jukebox is rocking

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I'll put a brolley in for you at the same time. I'm having half a bottle of brandy - Dill owes fifteen quid already Now where's that pole dancer..........

 

I have a guest arriving later, make sure you show her to me private booth. I've left her name with the fellas on the door. I get the impression that the bouncers are Red Tits, can we sort this out.

 

damn jukebox, need a screen as well

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smokers room for Aber?

 

Need to make sure the air con is working then.

 

Have a cigar lads. I think Dill is out the lane having a shag....

 

Barman can you set me up with another one please.

 

Why thank you!!

 

Do you want our guest beer instead? "Mouldy Old Goat" - it was brewed by my great great grandfather and it's been in the shed for 80 years. Two pints of that and your history...........

 

for all (on Dillis tab)

 

Two halfs of "Mouldy" it is then. I can't serve it to you in pints - it'll kill you.. "Never - get off that stage and leave that chick alone"

 

Go on then no work tomorrow.

 

She asked for a bunk up, so I thought it would be impolite to refuse.

 

Ai, but put your nob away. Where's Dill?