Linley & Simpson Letting Agents

Good advice there,

Brum, thats how I punch usually. Learned that also at karate when I was a wean. Same applies when throwing elbows

wizgub, I'm 11.5 stone so its doubtful I'll dominate a sparring partner, unless my short arse old housemate finds a set of balls and comes along.

Think I've seen that catching people off guard on their right leg combo before. Isnt it a fundamental move in thai boxing as up against a novice like myself or some wee prick trying to mug you on the street its 100% reliable.

Learned a nice move in Krav Maga when a ned throws a punch you use their momentum to block it, lock their hand with your right arm and hyperextend their elbow with your chest, leaving you in an ideal position to elbow them in the melt with your left hand and/or use the simple trip then put them in a hold.

After learning that I wanted to be mugged

 

oh yea forgot about that one thats the one where its ends in you being the center of a bukkake scene, then afterwards saying "ohh what a lovely tea party"

i was thinking of naked in the north sea II where the big build guy dropped a steemer on your chest

 

when in the clench youy can put your left hand on their right elbow and flip it over your right shoulder and then clecnh them with both their hands over your right shoulder and then your free to ****ing unload on their body all day.

if your pretty light then you just need to watch you dont get thrown about as in teh clench people take sweeping steps in backward circles and drag their opponent with them putting them off balance to get a better position. if you are 6ft and strong enough the offensive stuff i said should still work just watch getting thrown around

and aye the leg kick is pretty basic but you dont need to go inside against wee neds or novices your just smack them on the thigh the hand drops, where as a thai boxer will lift the leg and block with his shin instead still protecting his face

 

Also, a wee ned mugger will also run like a scolded dug with the first hint of self defence

I'm looking forward to getting heavily involved and will post my first black eye on here, which will be real btw not, a pencil drawn one like plym done on SPN a while back

 

a remebr that, was so ****in fake. everycunt was aw sympathetic. a just wrote FAKE. did he evr admit to it bein fake?

 

is the ribcage and kidneys that get it. If you have a kick boxing background nothing much changes ind efending your face but when the funny kicks,kness or clinches come in at your body boy will you feel it

also enjoy your shins you wont have them for long

 

I got jumped outside Amadeus in Aberdeen the second week I moved there. Got my right brow burst to ****, still got a 2 inch scar there. Luckily my eyebrow kind of covers it. The **** of a doctor refused me stitches and just glued it up. Looked pretty evil for a while

 

I remember Kickboxer with the bold Jean Claude wellying that tree. Will need to master the art of kicking properly with my shins.

 

dont do **** like kicking trees or hitting vodka bottles off them, they are harder than your shin so will just damage it
just go to thai boxing and get ****ign smacked on them a few times it will hurt at first but youll be fine eventually

 

Dont worry I wasnt planning on doing that

I remember my mate was smashed and went on one of his rampages, he shouted "AARGH TONG PO!" then leathered a concrete pillar what a tit!

 

I've never seen a fight in my life where anybodys pulled out the karate/kickboxin/taekwondo moves. Doesny happen in real life.

 

karate / teakwon do yes they never happen but boxing/kick boxing/ thai boxing i have seen on numerous occasions outside and have used them myself

there is no flying crazy kicks you use or anything but just punching proper and throwing the odd elbow in here and there whilst defending yourself adequatly

although i once rushed a fenian **** outside the pub at an old firm game and clinched him, hooked ma leg round his and tripped him and landed on top of him and just layed intae his face

so having it IS useful in the street

 

Ano, just get him on the deck and punch his face in

 

if botha re sober getting him to the deck can be hard though

 

Nothing says shut the **** up like a punch to the throat in my experience.

 

I seen 2 rival jet-ski gangs getting tore right into each other on Patong Beach once. It was some sight, they were all whipping out the moves. A few dudes got kicked into the waves and just came flying back for more.

I managed to take my eyes off the swedish stunners nearby for a few seconds to watch it.

 

aye the martial arts could easily work outdoors just people who train in karate kung fu ect dont have the confidence to use in a real situation so resort to street fighting where as at boxing the way to punch become mroe natural so you naturally fight like a boxer without thinking

 

Most fights are about landin the first good punch then once you've landed it just get tore in. If the ****s bigger than you and looks pretty handy then a surprise swift boot to the knackers is always a good startin point

And most of the time they happen when 1 or both people are steamin.

 

in paisley not really both are usually sober
and lots of people dont go down with one punch

 

Patong beach is a **** tip. Altho the lads who do the parasailing are good lads. Full of fun and always stoned