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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Commachio, May 10, 2013.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Aye probably been done loads of times, i know.


    But have you ever been burgled?

    The British law is an arse, so if you are a kip and are awoken by some ****er trying to have your stuff away, would you confront them, and to what extent would you go?



    http://news.sky.com/story/1089225/tony-martin-killer-confronts-another-burglar
     
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  2. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    its all insured i would help him to his van with the heavier stuff <ok>
     
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  3. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    You'd have to be mental to try rob my hoose.
     
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  4. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    aye theres **** all worth stealing.
     
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  5. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    My Ma & Da's garage got done over when we were younger.

    The fellas broke into 1 garage & stole a drill, then used it to knock over 5 in a row which was pretty ballsy.

    Stole me brothers mountain bikes, my Da's power tools and his golfing wetsuits.

    Thing was the thick as **** milkman saw them leaving my neighbours with all their loot, pushing 2 mountain bikes and "thought nothing of it" <doh>

    These days no one would dare break into mine, but if so I would welcome them to take my living room TV & PS3.
     
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  6. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    **** off <laugh>
     
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  7. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I've had 4 bikes stolen, one was chained at Hitchin Station right under a security camera. Cops told me that the camera is a dummy, expect everyone but me knew.
     
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  9. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    your old man cant be very good at golf if hits it in the water hazard so often that he needs a wetsuit.
     
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Big Jock certainly did.
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Why?
     
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  13. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    his dad is a renowned ***** and they are scared he will **** them?

    certainly explains Medros fascination with beasts.
     
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  14. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    The stacks and stacks of newspaper clippings about the catholic church make it a fire hazard
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So, the dummy, was in fact, you.
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Here man, I don't suppose you heard about a guy getting shot with a bb gun outside Perth library?

    I work with his brother - the pellet had to be extracted but the guy was so pished he had to wait til morning for them to get it out <laugh>
     
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  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Nah. I reckon intruders are sodomised with a flute before being strangled with a sash.
     
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  19. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Em aye.

    Funny ****ing story about that. My flatmate lent a couple of mates my air rifle when I was away last week, they got pulled up by the polis for having it on them and got accused of shooting the boy. Then one of the ****s my flatmate lent it to told them it was my flatmates gun and hes not allowed to own any firearms <doh>

    So now the polis have my air rifle <itsshiteanywaynouseditinyears>

    Wasnae them that shot him though, well it better no have been.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I think Channel 4 should be making a documentary about your life.
     
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