Inspired by the opinion poll thread i began wondering what the reason to stay in the union actually is? all i can come up with is sentimentality and a fear of the unknown. So what are the real reasons?
One reason is that Scottish MP's can vote on English and Welsh legislation but not vice versa. The attendant annoyance from the Nigels and the leek munchers is a pretty good reason.
No chance, the day after independence we'll be building a fence. Every English student in captivity will be looking for a free ride at our Universities.
Unis are already packed with morris dancers looking for a superior education at a cut price. them and the asians keep my education free. I actually find it quite funny how everyone else in the EU get in for free but Nigel has to pay, albeit a token sum of 1.8k compared to 21k for the other immigrants.
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You don't get me, I'm part of the union Until the day I die Until the day I die The union has made me wise To the lies of the company spies And I don't get fooled by the factory rules 'cause I always read between the lines And I always get my way If I strike for higher pay When I show my card to the Scotland Yard And this is what I say: Oh, oh, you don't get me, I'm part of the union You don't get me, I'm part of the union You don't get me, I'm part of the union Until the day I die Until the day I die Before the union did appear My life was half as clear Now I've got the power to the working hour And every other day of the year So though I'm a working man I can ruin the government's plan And though I'm not hard, the sight of my card Makes me some kind of superman Oh, oh, oh, you don't get me, I'm part of the union You don't get me, I'm part of the union You don't get me, I'm part of the union Until the day I die Until the day I die You don't get me, I'm part of the union You don't get me, I'm part of the union You don't get me, I'm part of the union Until the day I die Until the day I die Now I'm a union man Amazed at what I am I say what I think, that the company stinks Yes I'm a union man When we meet in the local hall I'll be voting with them all With a hell of a shout, it's "Out brothers, out!" And the rise of the factory's fall Oh, you don't get me, I'm part of the union You don't get me, I'm part of the union
If it wasn't for us you'd still be throwing rocks at each other, living in huts and wearing skirts. You ungrateful ****s!
If it wasn't for us you lot would be riding horse and carts on muddy tracks, communicating by passenger pigeon and dying from the flu.
I would vote for Independence if it meant we got rid of that family of German leeches, but seeing as how Fat Boy Salmond thinks we should keep them, then i say **** it, what's the point.
