What should I have with my vodka today? I had an egg mayonnaise and a chicken tikka crispy roll yesterday. The scotch eggs and cocktail sausages I had didn't really go that well with the vodka though. Any suggestions?
I didn't EAT the cocktail sausages, I fed them to the seagulls. Those vermin need to be exterminated.
You Northern ******s need to get this straight: You have breakfast in the morning, lunch at lunchtime and dinner in the evening. Whatever you call it in your local dialect doesn't matter