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Walking Home from a Night Out

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScotlandFanMuir, May 9, 2013.

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  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Why not? I'm leaving in half an hour.

    It passes the time.
     
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  2. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Playing with *****s is not a productive way to pass time
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Just because you've been skull ****ed doesn't mean you're handsome
     
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  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    True, I was particularly productive this morning however. Went for two ****es
     
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  5. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Well I pooped solid today for the first time In a week. ****ing Baku plays havoc with my stomach
     
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  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Did you see the massive flag?

    Is it really that massive?

    Whit aboot the huge flag, man?

    That's some size of flag they've got in Baku, innit?
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, May 9, 2013
  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Azerbaijan and the ****s do not go together. You can't really clean diarrhoea with your bare hand.
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

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    I had a week in Baku 7 years ago. Loved the place but did geet a dodgy stomach, no ****s thankfully.

    The women there are absolutely gorgeous.
     
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  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Never been but every single person I know who has been out there for oil and gas work has moaned about rancid guts and nae cludgie roll
     
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  10. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Correct, it's ****ing terrible.
     
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  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Some size ay a flag, but, eh?
     
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  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Bib ya persistent ****er
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <whistle>
     
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I shagged a hooker from Turkmenistan in Dubai, does that count for anything?
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Mon tae ****. This is impressive

    [video=youtube;F2bVt9z5L9c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2bVt9z5L9c&feature=player_detailpage[/video]
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Is Dubai a polite Euphemism?
     
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  17. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    What a ****ing waste of material. Could have chopped it into wee pieces and every **** in the whole country could at least have one ****e where their ringer gets properly clean.
     
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  18. If in doubt

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    Awesome flag indeed......is that what you needed in your life
     
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  19. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    <laugh>

    Is Baku permanently windy?

    Otherwise, do they have some sort of thing on it that makes it flap like that or does it go all flacid on still days?
     
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  20. If in doubt

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    Do you want my next plane ticket. I feel you really need to see this flag
     
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