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Walking Home from a Night Out

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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    How wrong you are ...





    Racism is cool as ****!
     
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  2. ScotlandFanMuir

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    This is all hypothetical <ok>

    To quote the famous Kevin Bridges I too dream of a world where the white supremacists are black.
     
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    Not even casual racism?
     
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  5. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It's been made clear in the OP that the fellow is in possession of a gun. Do that and he will shoot you. Your muscles relax, he continues to rape your bloody corpse and when he's done he will probably keep you for a bit more bum fun in the future.

    Think about it, *****.
     
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    Bealester arriving home with big Mpebu hanging out of him.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    That's the coolest form.
     
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    I saw the 'black man' and 'rape' and jumped right into that post. Got a bit over excited.
     
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  9. monacoger

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    That is what I always thought, in fact, I thought everybody knew that.
     
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  10. Medro

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    I'm guessing Pud would ask to be shot

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  11. Magic Laudrup 11

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    You've clearly thought in depth about the situation arising. I think I'm going to put a serious plan together in case it happens to me (again). Still got the mental scars of my trip to Aberdeen a few years ago.
     
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    hahahahaha
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    On the contrary, the OP makes clear that there are only two options: murder OR rape. So once he'd entered your back passage that would technically be rape and the option of murder falls.

    So, as is usually the case, Beale is right.
     
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    You bet ...

    You'd take the rape option without even hearing any other options.
     
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    <laugh>

    And yet his missus still had to go to Debenhams in Argyle Street to rob ****ey jewellery.

    That's Fife fur yir sor.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    do you get a **** with the rape?
     
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  17. ScotlandFanMuir

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    I'm sure Marvin Andrews lives in Kirkcaldy.

    Usually seen on a Saturday night in Kitty's - not drinking - not with friends - just alone in a night club. <predator>

    Maybe that's where my idea for the OP came from.

    God will forgive him.
     
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    If the gentleman is the type of person to kill a man, I doubt he's got the decency to give a reach around.
     
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    There's only 1 black family in my area and I'm friends with them, so this situation would never arise.
     
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  20. Magic Laudrup 11

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    So you would take the word of a black man? You think he would simply allow for himself to be caught in Beales trapdoor?

    Now I know they are not the most intelligent creatures, but come on!!

    I think the most difficult part of the scenario is understanding what he is saying from the outset.
     
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