Not a chance that a successful raping could be carried out on you. As the penis forcibly raptured your anus, the high pitched squeal would just be unbearable. Just like a real life anti-rape alarm.
Sometimes you just need a half decent clearout, like a detox. http://chimneycleaningdorset.co.uk/communities/0/004/008/417/690/images/4538971040.jpg
Is there no way of bargaining with this individual? Say I had just purchased a KFC prior to our encounter...
Here's what I would do. I would opt for rape, but act as if I was reluctant about it. If I was too willing he'd smell a rat. Now, the current masturbation programme I'm on involves a lot of Kegel exercises. The muscles in my prostate floor are well worked and absolutely solid. So he would enter me (this is the uncomfortable part but not much I can do about it) and then when he's in, I clench. He's now trapped and can't get back out. Now I shuffle home with big Kunta trapped inside me. He'll be cursing me in African all the way down the street but I'll pay no heed. 'Oh, give me it President Mugabe, deeper' I'll say sarcastically. Then I'll get home and call the cops and keep big Mpebu locked in place until they arrive. You guys need to think outside the box, you never know when these situations will arise.
I think you scots (well most of you) enjoy being racist so much because you've barely seen anyone that's not white. I doubt there are any black people in Fife... Racism is not cool
Beale's right. A well-trained arsehole can be a weapon in the wrong hands. Well, between the wrong cheeks, I suppose.
