Walking Home from a Night Out

[ScotlandFanMuir]

You're burst.

You're so burst that you know you're burst, stumbling home.

A muscley, middle aged black man appears out of nowhere and gives you 2 options - murder or rape.

Which do you go for?

For more detail to help you decide, the man would kill you in an instant with the shot of a gun - it'd be a well attended funeral incuding a buffet. The rape, well, forget being mentally scarred, you'd need anal reconstruction to sort yourself out after it.

Some may argue that the black man would shoot you then rape you but we'll leave that for another day.

<Muir>

 

[RAVENBLACK]

Can I phone a friend?

 

[Toby]

Do you get many gay black guys with killing urges in your area Muir?

 

[VenomPD]

Do you get many gay black guys with killing urges in your area Muir?

You've obviously never been for a night out in Anstruther.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Do you get many gay black guys with killing urges in your area Muir?

I saw a black man in Fife once. He was being chased down the street by an angry mob with pitchforks and torches.

 

[Thomas The Cat]

Will there be scotch eggs at the buffet?

 

[ScotlandFanMuir]

Do you get many gay black guys with killing urges in your area Muir?

Hey - this is all hypothetical. <winkmuir>

And before any of you ask, no I am not a muscley, middle aged black man.

 

[ScotlandFanMuir]

Will there be scotch eggs at the buffet?

No, it'll be the standard sausage roll buffet. There'll maybe be wee mini pizzas if you're lucky.

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

I'll opt for the raping, possum

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Nothin' wrong with ending an evening on the end of a rapeadoodle nubithrobber

 

[Thomas The Cat]

No, it'll be the standard sausage roll buffet. There'll maybe be wee mini pizzas if you're lucky.

We'll I'll take a ride then.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

It's a well known fact that all nig nogs are potential murderers and rapists.

 

[Genuine African Bear]

Interesting set of results here.

 

[ScotlandFanMuir]

Rape 2-0 Murder

At least the death rate in Scotland looks certain to plummit.

 

[Otto Flayshow]

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[BrAdY]

The gspot option... Would he use the material that resembles some sort of lubrication? If so then the murder

 

[The Raging Oxter]

It's a well known fact that all nig nogs are potential murderers and rapists.

Surely all blokes, regardless of colour, are POTENTIAL rapists and murderers? Unless, like Venom, they were born without a penis.

 

[ScotlandFanMuir]

The gspot option... Would he use the material that resembles some sort of lubrication? If so then the murder

No lube. 3-0 rape.

Kinky bastards.

 

[DevAdvocate]

Rape for me too

 

[monacoger]

Just to clarify, would it be me murdering/raping him, or him murdering/raping me?

 

[DevAdvocate]

Just to clarify, would it be me murdering/raping him, or him murdering/raping me?

I think the inference is that the Black Dude is the Perp... as it ever was.