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Daytime TV "style guru" reveals his look for the Summer

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, May 8, 2013.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    My missus is pals with this guy - he's a raging bender - wouldnae know what shape a fitba is unless it was tattooed on a guy's arsehole.

     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, May 8, 2013
  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    "Intu Braehead"?

    Sounds classy.
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I heard they're going to have the world's widest range of tracksuit designs.

    A day out for all the family <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, May 8, 2013
  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    What the ****'s a "style guru"? Is it Buddha in Gucci loafers, or as I suspect, some **** who tells you how to dress yourself in the mornings? Either way, get a ****ing real job.
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Coming soon "Intu Easterhoose".
     
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  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I think it means a man who likes to orally polish testicles for a living.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, May 8, 2013
  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    If Christina Hendricks needs someone to help her get dressed in the morning them I'm up for that! I work very slowly though.
     
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Hahahaha, does Braehead really have a fashion week?!
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Dressed in black and white, typical newcastle supporter.
     
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  10. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Geez a honk ya dobber

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