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Had a **** about 45 mins ago

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, May 7, 2013.

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  1. EDGE.

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    Sounds like CJD.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Girvan Loyal 1690, May 7, 2013
  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Christophe Jacobson's mad cum disease <ok>
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I'll google it the morra.

    Happy to put it down to residual backlog unless tomorrow's morning tug is unpleasantly fragrant.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, May 7, 2013
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    sounds like your cock is going to fall off.

    you can always get a new bionic one attached in it's place <ok>
     
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    RAVENBLACK, May 7, 2013
  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    "Go go gadget dong"
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, May 7, 2013
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    Not as good as your story about you apologising to your wife in a vodafone shop and updating her phone. <laugh>
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

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    Not as good as you trying to pretend you had served in the Army <laugh>
     
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    Quite the collection you've got there on the SQA hard-drive there, Dev <whistle>
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Sounds like a yeast infection.

    Has anyone else had the camera up their japs-eye? **** me that was horrendous.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, May 7, 2013
  14. DevAdvocate

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    They threatened me with it once, I politely declined their magnificent offer.
     
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    Had the camera up the nose down the throat and into the gut.

    That was bad enough.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, May 7, 2013
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    Hopefully you saved the jizz. You should send it to me for analysis.

    :bandit:
     
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    Tina., May 7, 2013
  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    No, it's currently in the sewage system, I think.

    And, you didn't want this sent to you.

    It was like a dirty bomb - Saddam could've saved some money by sprinkling today's ejaculate over the Kurds.
     
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