Signings

I have noticed a few names banded around like Gervinho, Gamiero, Menez etc however I'm going to let you in a little secret.

Try thinking about which players you really don't want and you will be closer to the button.

This way you don't ever have any false hope and can confront disappointment head on

 

Sorry mate but if I had your attitude towards NUFC I would have topped myself by now, how do you get up in the morning?

 

This!
Stop being so depressing, the club's about optimism (or rather delusion)!

 

I wish I did not support Newcastle United but the disease is terminal and It's a long sentence.

 

Here is a tip for you free of charge, smile, it usually makes the day brighter

 

I wish you would **** off. You're one of the worst posters we've had on this forum in months.

 

I am sure you are a top lad and everything but you really need to cheer up. If I had your mentality, I would have gone crazy and no doubt ended up in a padded cell to cure my insane depression. Smile and the world shall smile with you my friend

 

You are a bit of a glum chappy, Tiote. Realistically we don't know with us. We sign Perch & Campbell in the same transfer window as Ben Arfa and some nobody called Tiote, who turns out to be amazing.

 

I was once in the Arndale Centre in Manchester and someone was offering free smiles that you could take home and keep for later should you wish.

 

Should have taken a crate for this guy here then

 

Why are you so hostile man I just know I'm right

 

"somebody told me that you've got a secret smile and you use it only for me" However Tiote does not smile so this may be an accurate representation
Kudos you have really lifted my spirits with my second of my 3 finals tomorrow
Lets have some happiness people

 

Were all going to die before we win anything anyway I suppose .

 

Tiote doesn't smile?!?!

Need a remind you of the cheeky grin he had in that press conference before scouting out any potential threats in the conference room

 

Because every, single, frigging post of yours is just pessimistic miserable crap. All you ever do is either say something pessimistic of your own, or quote someone and claim how they're being too optimistic.

It gets tiresome very quickly. Just give it a rest. We're all grown adults and I think we can deal with disappointment if some things don't go the way we had hoped this summer.

 

So we sign someone ****, and you become depressed. We sign Ben Arfa/Tiote you'd still say "oh well we'll only sell them". Who can we sign that you will react positively to?

 

He apologised for this later and promised to smite down his opponents and rip amy's head off

 

No things will no doubt another saga in this serialistic nightmare

 

I really hope this is a WUM because I don't think i've read comments from anyone as "depressed" as yourself
Strap on a pair and remember the 5 rules of newcastle: Dodge, dip,dive, duck and dodge