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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mind The Duck, May 7, 2013.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ye didny brush yer teeth ya minging bastard.
     
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  2. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    So you lied then
     
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  3. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    That is part of my 7am getting changed / ready for work routine.

    About having my lunch?

    See 12:00 to 12:50 entry.
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I see. I haven't been on there this season, what with us not being in the same league and all. I look forward to meeting him in a couple of year's time - or maybe sooner if we draw Shellick in the cup.
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    It's ok Medro I don't blame you for lying, your grandad did the same to avoid the war.

    Family trait
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I drop in from time to time to find out what's going on at our club.

    Reading Albie's posts are worth the price of adminssion alone.
     
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  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    You haven't had a ****e yet? I hope you're including enough roughage in your diet.
     
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  8. Null

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    Or a piss ... seriously dehydrated!
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I hope having a ****e isny part of his getting dressed routine.
     
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  10. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Which grandad? And which war?

    I have not yet, i'll inform Mindy when i do.
     
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  11. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    I have had 4 pisses today. One when i woke up, one before leaving the house, one around the 9am mark and one around 12 before my lunch.

    I am a little dehydrated as it was quite a dark yellow, I blame that on my alcohol consumption on Sunday.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ye drink lotsa black coffee? I do during the day at work. Pissin like a horse all the day long.
     
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  14. Null

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    I'm pissing powder I'm that dehyrdrated ... I blame Sunday as well.
     
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  15. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Like there's two <laugh>

    Daddy-Uncles
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    So you were not serious when you said he was Obsessed?

    Fair enough, but it was'nt really a joke though <ok>
     
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  17. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Have a tea or coffee before work. Don't drink coffee in work for the fact that it makes me pish like a horse too.

    Yes, people tend to have 2 grandfathers.

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    Which one are you talking about and which war?
     
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  18. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    People do tend to have 2 grandfathers

    Children born of sibling incest tend to have just the one
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  20. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Good thing that we are the people then ehh Mindy.
     
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