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  1. Sweats

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    Stam,

    is that quote on you posts from that Liam Neeson film where his daughter gets kidknapped? an he amazingly tracks her down using an old jedi mind trick?
     
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  2. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    oi Hobbit do one!

    and why is my badger dressed in a Princess Leia bikini outfit?
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Taken. Class film, and though he doesn't use any Jedi skills, he does kick some ass.
     
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  4. Sweats

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    I thought as much...

    Right well I'm no longer goin to the pub.. May accidentally buy a bottle of vino on route home.
     
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  5. Foo

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    Oi, Tags! I know it's a day and a bit late or summat, but don't go slagging the Talky Sport! It's a tabloid newspaper on the radio!

    I love it (although I'd rather eat my own winnets than read a tabloid). They actually talk about stuff that 5 live would never even dream of - for example, they're protesting against the fact that Swansea V whoever in the final next week will go ahead WITHOUT the English national anthem because there's a Welsh club involved.

    I personally think it's typical of the spineless ****ing cretins at the FA and am not shocked one jot. ****ing ridiculous. So ****ING WHAT if it's a Welsh club? It's the English ****ing league! Put up with it or **** off back to the hills and give the place to an English club.

    I'm not actually against the Welsh in our league UNTIL **** like this happens. Then I'm as mad at our limp-dicked FA as I am at people thinking they shouldn't have to listen to the English national anthem at the ENGLISH national football stadium at an ENGLISH football play-off.

    I would NEVER behave like that or expect this kind of softly softly bollocks if I went to another country to compete/work in their environment.

    It's a pile of ****ing ARSE! I hate the fact that these ****s think they speak for me or people like me when they make unilateral decisions that concern MY GAME, in MY COUNTRY.

    And if that offends anyone, they can **** RIGHT OFF!

    Anyway, The Apprentice: Still very good but I agree, not as good as other years. Vince is amusing though because he's such a tit.
     
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  6. Jip Jaap Stam

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    I'm quite partial to a bit of TS too. It can be pretty funny, and I don't think it's meant to be taken seriously. That national anthem issue is a right load of bollocks. Typical PC nonsense we have to put up with these days.

    I love the Apprentice, but it's a shame that blonde went last night, she's well worth one.
     
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  7. Foo

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    You reckon? I thought she was a bit rough, Jip. Seems like it's always the project manager that gets the boot in the early rounds. Then it gets a bit tighter when the teams are reduced. I don't play the 'guess who gets fired next week by judging who he points at on the clip' game anymore. They disguise it now. Crafty buggers.
     
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  8. Sweats

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    I do listen to talksport.. I amazingly like keys an grey considering that I hated them on sky.. I think this may be due to their sexist remarks earning them a small iota of kudos..

    Adrian Durham is a total twat.. Always takes a controversial view point for the sake of the show even if it's utter toss .. I like goughie even though he is an utter fool with zero knowledge on anything other than bowling an eating burgers..

    I did quite like porkie parry but I can only assume the fat **** has had a coronary as he is no longer there.. An as for that other scouse prick he irritates the **** out of me as his views are so unbalanced I'd like to gouge his face off using a fish slice then feed him to the kop ...
     
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  9. Foo

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    Aye Porky Parry was funny Sweats. Him and Brazil in the old days were the best combo. Now I can't stand the breakfast show with that simpering, I-wanna-be-Alan-Brazil prick Ronnie Irani. The twat even laughs like Brazil now and routinely slips in 'Brazil-isms' like 'don't worry about that' whenever he thinks he's being a bit banterish. He's a ****ing loser, even if he IS a United fan.

    That scouse/Irish/Scottish cock Ray Houghton is the most one-eyed boring bastard I've ever had the misfortune to listen to. Well, apart from professional scouser Micky Quinn, that is.

    Tell you what Tags, now that I'm ranting about this, maybe you're right - it IS full of complete ****ers.

    Still beats 5 live though, the lefty, nut-licking ****-knuckles.

    Man, I love this website...
     
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    Remember it's the Sun mate. That means an outright ban on words more than seven letters long...I'm surprised they didn't spell footie with a y...
     
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    Giggs still is a boring bastard.Imogen could do a lot better.The reason Giggs is still playing is because he needs the money,as his wife is going to sting him for a fortune in the divorce courts.
     
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  12. Sweats

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    Yes she will take half of everything he has an will end up with more medals than the whole of that shower of a team you support have..
     
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    Obsessed.
     
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    Yawn. I seem to remember the same crock of ****e about Rooney's wife stinging him for a fortune. Remind me how that worked out again? <laugh>
     
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    Maybe I'll give talk sport another go then lads, perhaps I did it wrong. I listen occasionally in the car and Mr Irani is one of them who gets on my tits from time to time, probably because I still can not forgive myself for dropping the ****er at point when he was on 35 and he then went onto get 147 not, after that he clean bowled me for 12 in the reply, the ****ing ****er (all true by the way, we played in Bolton league cricket and he was better than me by an infintessimal amount). For the most part though whe I turn it on there seems to be some mockney spouting complete bollocks and that is worse than Ronnie could ever be. Then again, Five Live have Alan Green.

    I would definitely do her who got fired last night. Spit of Leanne Rimes is it, or someone of that ilk? All three of them in the board room had great tits but the Lancashire yonner was a reet bloke.

    Nice message on 606 Foo, long may it remain.

    I agree totally about Wembley on Monday and will sing a little God save the Queen just for you, if I can still stand by then, I didn't know they had banned it. Idiots. I guarantee you that 90% of those Swansea fans will be completely embarrassed by this. The other 10% will think it's great and let the rest down, as they tend to down these parts. They are ignorant ****s who can't help themselves but the FA should once again hang their heads in shame. Do you know that Cardiff couldn't get deducted points for some misdemeanour ( bit foggy on this, I'll have to look up the details) or other because the Welsh FA have a different set of rules to the English one. They play in the English league for ****'s sake , if they want to abide by FAW rules **** off to Welsh league one and get stuck into Afan Lido and Port Talbot town. They and their scrote fans wouldn't be missed either.

    And Connahs Quay.
     
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    I couldn&#8217;t give a monkey&#8217;s if they sang &#8220;Knees up Mother Brown&#8221; at Wembley &#8230;&#8230; It&#8217;s club football, not an International. Who actually knows or even care about the national anthem anyway? Jese it&#8217;s song let&#8217;s sing it and go &#8220;OOOOh I feel so patriotic now&#8221; &#8230;.not!

    Nationalism anyway gets on my goat - it&#8217;s geography for FFS it&#8217;s for tourists! It&#8217;s an excuse to squeeze a few £ out of gullible Yanks and the colonials.

    I ask what does in modern Britain being Welsh, Scots, NI, and even English mean? Bet we all on this site have a &#8220;mixed bag&#8221;in their family. I even have Asian in mine.

    The so called British Empire and all of its pomp and bollocks was built by multi nationals not a singular country.

    If you drive across so called British borders do you feel an imminence change in character, environment, - no, because most times you would not of even noticed you had, as it is the same old lump of small rock lying off the west coast of mainland Europe we all supposedly love called Blighty, and long may she be!




    (stands down from Union Flag patterned soap box)



    Nice to see the United team catching a train from Macc to Wembley, roles reversal from me in my youth do the same but to see them&#8230;.. sweet times.:)
     
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  17. tunns®

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    QueenPepe Reina

    Bit obsessed are you not fella, what's the matter is the rat on Merseyside tasting bitter these days?
     
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  18. Chief

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    The argument though is that the FA think they have done the right think in a ludicrous way so as not to upset the Welsh. That's the issue really, I agree that the national anthem itself is neither here nor there for this match but the principle of us seemingly having to renounce our own nationality because it is deemed offensive to other nationalities is what's get on the nerves. Sod it, we should be there flying the George Cross and singing land of hope and glory instead.

    There's nothing worng with a bit of identity Tunns, I'm not down with this we're all one and it's a global village bollocks. We are what we are and that's what makes the world go round, I definitely do not want this country to become a Muslim state or haven for eastern european/african refugees and if that allegedly makes me a racist then so be it, I don't give a ****. I know I'm not racist and that's all I care about, I think we should keep a bit of Britishness to Britain, immigration has gone way too far.

    The British empire was built on multi nationals coming over here and mucking in and making a living and getting invloved, not coming over whith their palms out and upwards asking for (demanding actually) handouts.

    It would become a sad boring old world if the whole thing became blurred into one.
     
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    The point I was making had nothing to race, though I am certainly no racist and cannot abide racism at any level, I was talking of nationalism in this country. The 4 countries that make up the UK are are differant countries but not differant races.

    I, like you, believe in celebrating identity, but from tradition not political, I just can't subscribe to any of the animosity that goes on in the name nationalism, I was subjected to it when I was younger, and I can tell you that it was perputated by misguided, deluded, impressional people who thought they were politically(not traditionally) right on. You see it now in other countries globally, and they get called radicals.

    Not saying that you're in that bracket Chops - obviously, it's just as a young child I was surrounded by a differant "culture" and when you're young you question why are people being such way?
     
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  20. Chief

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    It's a strange thing, for some reason us English will get burdened with the racist tag but from my experience it is us who are the most accepting of multi culture and our neighbours who are not. An example, if filling in a form as some sort I will always put British as my nationality. Down here they will all put Welsh, even insisting on having their own little box to tick that says 'Welsh'. Bit sad that.
    I know we've had this type of conversation before as we both live in Wales but some of the stuff they dish out about the English is flat out racism as it is deemed to most and they don't even see that.
     
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