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West Ham v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 29, 2013.

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  1. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    However....you didn't end up in bed with Nora Batty which is more to the point, every pun intended...<laugh>
     
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  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't say no to a bit of Nora... <whistle>
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    You can even have my bit of her.

    Hero!
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I can't see it like that. I think it is a point nobody really expected and it means we can take a massive leap towards safety next week. If we lost, we have possibly needed something from Arsenal even if we did win next week.

    Have to say though, that thing Rachel does with her tongue is fantastic.
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    If only our players were as selfless
     
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  6. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
    I'm this close to blocking you you b****** <wah><wah><wah>
     
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  7. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Have a bit of Minxy instead :emoticon-0152-heart
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Is there enough of you to go round?
     
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  9. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    Pardew:

    ''Unfortunately for us Shola got a knock almost as soon as he came on''

    Ameobi really has plummeted to new depths of embarrassment. When he is not humiliating himself on the football pitch with constant fouls and **** play he is crippled.

    Whether we are relegated or not this man must be let go in the summer. 12 years of the most wretched pile of old tampons we have had to endure from this parasitic bastard. If he is leading the line next season with us in the Championship I don't think I could bear it.
     
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  10. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    How would they be able to tell if he took a knock? It wouldn't exactly slow him down or restrict his movement.

    It's just pathetic how he (and Jonas) play every game. I swear I could still put in a better shift than Shola.
     
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