That animal crackers clip put up by Tamerlo was superb. Took me back to my youth and dear old Johnny Morris and Animal Magic. Sadly my IT skills don't extend to putting links on here (pathetic I know!) however if you stick welsh maradona into a you tube search you'll be rewarded with a aged fat bloke demonstrating excellent keepy uppy skills. Made me smile
Chan. Goto the youtube video then 1. Place your cursor on the video and right click your mouse 2. Select Copy video URL 3. Start your post here 4. Click on the Insert Video icon (second from the right) 5. Place your cursor in the box provided for "Insert your video clip url", and press the Ctrl key and the letter "v" at the same time (Ctrl+v). This copies the URL into the box 6. Click OK Text can be entered either before or after the insert and post And this is what happens. [video=youtube;4SJquH7UXHw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SJquH7UXHw[/video]
Knees Up Mother Browns....Strumpfhosentanz.... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/...ur-mind_n_2971344.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
Looks like a normal night out for the lasses on the Toon that Swanny... Or there new back 4 in their footy team...
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The Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?' The wife smiled sweetly and replied: 'No, not this time!' The Affair A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. 'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.' 'One Cent?' the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: 'How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?' 'A nickel,' the barman replied. 'A nickel?' exclaimed the man. 'Where's the guy who owns this place?' The bartender replied: 'Upstairs, with my wife.' The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?' The bartender replied: 'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.' The Affair Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: 'I have something I must confess.' 'There's no need to, 'his wife replied. 'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!' 'I know,' she replied. 'Now just rest and let the poison work.'
Not sure where I found this one depicting the amazing talents of that fine actor Kevin Spacey. Hope it wasn't on this thread! Here is a portion of his appearance at a seminar for young drama/acting students in California. Dunno, but I like Brando and Hepburn best: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ilLlk8l_Bk and a bit more on Christopher Walken & Jack Nicholson at another venue: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KooaRwGO40
Ken Barlow, Kevin Webster, Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris & Freddie Starr. The prison pantomime is gonna be ****ing great this year.
Sergio Garcia with a 6ft "putt" - doesn't like the look of that pitch mark directly in the balls path so decides to chip over it with the wedge. [video=youtube;KnhPlgKvJTs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnhPlgKvJTs[/video]
I put this up on the daily thread yesterday, might as well put it here as well. please log in to view this image
The truth emerges surrounding the sudden retirement of Sir Alex. Social networking sites are awash with rumours of his name being one of the celebs due to be exposed as part of the ongoing Saville enquiry. They reckon he's been screwing young lads from Liverpool for at least 20 years
.........'women live longer than men'.......... A video clip of one of the great standup comedians, the late Alan King (1927-2004). It takes place at a function in 1987 in which he goes on about 'women living longer than men'. Try to watch it to the end, as the ending is unexpected and funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXwqoblFlEU
