A woman is standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off. A passing tramp stops and says, "Since you're about to kill yourself, if you don't mind, could we have sex please?" The woman says, "No, Sod off." The tramp turns to leave and replies, "Fine, I'll just go and wait at the bottom."
Why are you so cheery after losing to Villa? Could have done both our teams a favour. Now one or other might be waving goodbye to the prem.
