or you can set up a brothel loosely disguised as a dating agency and get our resident stud muffin Sweats to pimp ... I mean run it
hmmmm id spend too much time with the stock i think... I may have met an absolute stunner... not the one this weekend either... i just want to get my end away with that one... (though she is fit too) Chops I have no idea what kind of shop to have in the mumbles.. a nice cafe/bar selling the finest wines known to humanity?
Nah, they've got loads of those. A specialist deli selling northern fayre is starting to sound good, lots of top Hollands pies and blackpudding from Chorley, that'll get them going. I'd be bankrupt in a matter of weeks. There's also a major flaw in my plan and that is I have no intention of working weekends, which would generally **** things up.
I meant fancy wine establishments, not hot dogs. You could be onto somethign there, a fancy hot dog shop.
I've been having a flick through The Sun today (cue scouse outrage) and on page 25 as part fo their build up to Saturday there's a column with the headline; "Should all English footie fans support Man U" Does anyone have the first clue as to what the **** that is supposed to mean?
oh yes! like one of those outdoor German jobbies you get at Christmas fayres, cooked on a blazing fire. And absolutely stone cold continental beers. you could have a loyalty card for all the motley crue from this thread, I can hear the till now ...kerching! Have a mobile one down at the beach at midnight (no Jam reference there btw) and we burn effigies of Stevie me ..... come on it would be worth it just for that!
just been perusing the internet as to to how to identify a terrorist... just so i am prepared when i get to the airport, so i know what suspicious activity to keep my eye out for..
So Sweats, you ever had the pleasure of magies then? Theyare prevalent in these parts from September to late October and are ****ing superb. Really, you'll never have a better six hours than the six hours you have after about 50 magic mushrooms, boiled up and a hot, sugary god awful cup of tea made out of them. About ten years ago I was working for the local authority and I carried out the big extensive survey of all the rights of way using fancy dan GPS surveying kit. I was out there in the hills on my own for days on end and found loads of great mushroom harvesting spots. I'd make sure I was in the right area at the right time on a thursday and friday, dry them out and have a good old saturday night. Magic!
I had a weekend on them when i was about 20.. my mates brother went a bit mad on them... as he picked thousands of them... he was making rizla paper using them an stuff, didnt sleep for two weeks lost the plot completely and tried conducting an armed robbery of a newspaper shop outside the train station , naked with a stocking on his head holding a banana... I s h i t you not... gods gospel.. he was then sectioned for 6 months..
jese today is draggin ....... still one more days work and will be beer o'clock for me, getting enthused about the weekend now, not over confident about the result, just relaxed and looking forward to it, as I really didn't think we would achieve anything this year. how nice it is to be completely wrong I tell thee. So **** it I'm having a bottle of Rioja tonight, as Chops points out Barca are Catalan - hey those lil' rebels eh?
I assume they mean "Support United cos they're an English club in the final. Don't support Barcelona just cos you're all bitter about how much better United is than your club". I assume it's directed at the Scouse and Chavs
I was in Barcelona about 9 years ago, and one night I bought myself 8 cans of Voll without realising (I thought they were the Estrella I'd been drinking for the last few nights). I didn't realise until about my 4th can when my vision started to blur. Looking at the can I saw that it was 7.5% or something
Swarbs, I was more confused as to what footie and ManU were? If they mean football and Manchester United well, I could not care one **** if the rest of Britain supports us. So long as I am not in the same place as them and their bitter bile they can do what they want. Sweats, that's the thing with mushies, you've got to treat them with respect. Go mad and they'll have you.
erm I'm sure your posts about mushies were not there earlier, were they delayed, is this thread itself actually on mushies itself, are the posters themselves, or maybe is it me on mushies? I don't know reallly. .......hey there's a badger.
