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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    With Jeff Stelling quiting, Richard Madeley and Dave Gorman are in the running for the Countdown job. Who would you have, and why?


    I would choose Max Hardcore, he could bend that Rachel tart over the desk and repeatedly do her up the consonant, that would be worth watching.
     
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    Dame Edna Everidge. Defo.
     
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    Jonathan King.
     
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  5. SleepySpecialK

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    Hitler would have been good.
     
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    Who cares who the male presenter is?
     
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  7. SleepySpecialK

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    Hitler would have been good.

    "zou vill take all ze numbers vrom zee bottom you jewish swine"
     
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    The decaying cadaver of Richard Whitely.

    Or maybe Ariel Sharon could host it from his bed.
     
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  9. SleepySpecialK

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    Colonel gaddafi, he seems up for a laugh.

    "Let's go to the dictionary corner......and **** America while we're at it".
     
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  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Max hardcore is a ***** with a tiny knob
     
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  11. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    And?
     
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    Oi, what do you have against my knob?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Get someone with a big knob to do it
     
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  14. SleepySpecialK

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    I'm busy, sorry.
     
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    I say they hang Bin Laden's corpse from the roof in the form of a life-size human piñata, with the contestants beating it to get the vowels and consonants out.

    Clearly there's not much longevity in the idea, as it would only last one show, but they could always use the mouldy deceased bodies of other dead Asian nutcases. <ok>
     
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    Maddie.
     
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  17. SleepySpecialK

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    Stop it, Maddie jokes are officially not funny anymore.
     
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    Gary Glitter
     
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    You were told: no more Maddie jokes!
     
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    Still I used to like Jeff though except when hes trying to be funnny
     
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