Friday night at the Coed.

BREAKING NEWS....Saville police arrest Fred Flinstone over prehistorical sex abuse claims.

This stuff is going down well. I've got some bottles of Carlsberg something that's also on the menu

 

so you met the gang valley?

 

Why would Neveroff want a sweat shirt ? Unless he's a right sweaty bastard and has some big secrets ?

 

For when I take the boy to football and the get me to run the bloody line. Sian Massey has nothing on me. Saying that I do like young Sian, I reckon she's a closet Swans fan.

 

Sian is 27, from Coventry and likes chick flicks and rose wine.
I've been stalking her for two years now

Don't tell anyone mind I wouldn't want that getting out

 

Are you hinting her boobs are smaller than yours

 

Rose wine, oh I've gone off her now. She needs a big glass of a fruity red wine.

 

No, she runs faster than me.

 

I offered her a stiff one and a cheesy wotsit and she turned me down.

 

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Ah, PGF's watching, now for something more constructive to this topic.

 

This thread is great right now. Me and 3 mods. That fcuker PGF will bring the tone down

 

More like the Adams Family

 

Your a ponce Dilli, Coors Light!!!!! I'm supping a nice bottle of Corona mmmmmmmmm

And now watching TED as well.

 

Look her you, I've got 4 bottles of orange breezers, 2 Coors lights, 3 Carlsberg citrus and 4 cans of Stella in my fridge. I'm just trying to think of the best combinations to make them drinkable before the Brandy comes out.

 

Fcuk it, drink them all together
Lets you get on the brandy quicker

 

Id never get to the brandy.

 

I just went to have a swig at a bottle of Carlsberg and hadn't taken the bloody top off. I'm going bloody mental

Ted is crap by the way. How can a teddy bear have sex? They don't have knobs

 

Or you've had too many all ready. Ted's all right for a laugh.

 

How did I miss this thread? U r having far too much fun without me - AND there are boobs involved