Am i the only who drinks during the day and subsequently has a horrendous headache and tiredness all day
Don't talk like a ****. No beans on an English? Somebody have a word with him because I'll just lose me rag.
You're not drinking enough if that's happening. Death or glory. No point doing a half arsed job pal. When you start to feel a bit tired and nauseous hit the spirits. Works for me.
The tiredness and headaches come if you slow down, the hangover starts to hit pre-sleep. The only way to remedy it, is power through with more drinks and delay it.
Power is the exact word. Don't tit about with taking a break or drinking water for ****s sake. Better to burn out( grand slam ) then fade away (sneaking off home in a taxi). Live like legends.
Water is an admission of defeat. It's surrender. Many obstacles will rear their heads during a heavy session (tiredness, slurring, swaying, hiccups, frothy mouthfuls of vomit) but they CAN be defeated, by sheer force of (s)will. All comes with experience, and a steely determination.
I'd also add ****ting in the bogs no toilet paper n ripping your kegs to wipe your arse with. Forgetting to put your knob back in when you've ad a piss and been blissfully unaware until the barmaid tells you. Power thru it all
Gardners '97. The Sunday Lady Di bought it. All day session planned followed by a ruby. Followed through mid afternoon and did exactly as Chaz describes it. Stuffed me kegs behind the cistern and powered through until the butter end. Great times.
Didn't know you were a big Di fan!! Is butter end a typo, cos its brilliant either way. Butter your cheeks
Chazz Are you sure about the beans mate? I had a veggie breakfast in the National the other week and got beans. They are short changing you (the barstewards). Just departing Lincoln and when I get in there, I'll have a word this evening on your behalf with the little blonde waitress
Veggie breakfast is unacceptable lincs totally unacceptable. Beans is a joke with carmine, can't have ferriby riff raff in our boozer. You leave the little barmaid alone thank you!!
Now that's some good advice right there, the voice of experience. I find Jack Daniels on the rocks will buy you an extra two hours, at a minimum.
