My missus is having a "Moist May" and I've pumped her twice already this month and got a tug yesterday morning. Long MAY it last.
I actually go because once in a blue moon you might get someone very nice indeed working out in fornt of you. And it breaks the monotony of running or walking every day. But yeah - i am an attention seeker with no life - my social worker said it's something i have to work on.
Ah ****in hated the treadmill. It's a time machine of some devilish sort. A minute on it feels like 20.
I had to say I was sorry to my HausFrau the other day. She complained that when we went out for a coffee - after visiting the Vodaphone shop - that I spent all the time in the Cafe looking at the Phone. It was her phone which I bought her as a gift as she had lost her old one and I was putting her numbers in and generally setting the ****ing thing up so she could use it Unbefuckingleviable